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It's Not Funny
David Cross
2004
12 songs
1.
Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus!
2.
I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Song And Chaged The Lyrics O Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood!
3.
When It Comes To Jews, Behaviour One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky But It's Okay To Joke About It Because, I, Myself, Am Jewish!
4.
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule!
5.
When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since The Mid-eighties!
6.
Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!
7.
A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises!
8.
My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Undertand What It Just Said!
9.
My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
10.
Pandering To The Locals!
11.
Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals!
12.
Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete!
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