Rambo Amadeus - Plastik Fantastik - translation of the lyrics into English

Lyrics and translation Rambo Amadeus - Plastik Fantastik




Plastik Fantastik
Fantastic Plastic
Ja sam plasticni hirurg, plastik fantastik
I'm a plastic surgeon, fantastic plastic
Ugradjujem turbo-sise bombastik
I install turbo-boobs, bombastic
Polivinilhlorid silikon elastik
Polyvinyl chloride, silicone elastic
Lozi se laik skeptik sholastik
Laity, skeptics, scholastics get hooked
Suzavam mindzu smanjujem tibu
I narrow your snatch, shrink your ass
Od lopate pravim vrhunsku ribu
From a shovel, I create a top-notch fish
Samo pljuni lovu genge pare
Just cough up the dough, gangs of money
Armaturu u karu erbeg u jaje
Reinforcement in your chassis, airbag in your balls
Zatezem lice smanjujem njonju
I tighten your face, reduce your boobs
Pumpam usne na pet atmosfera
Pump up your lips to five atmospheres
Stemujem vilicu na licu anomalije
I stem the jawline, anomalies on the face
Posuvracujem kozuricu abartujem genitalije
I'll turn your clit inside out, exaggerate your genitals
Depiliram dlake iz nosa uveta
I epilate hairs from your nose and ears
Trajno cupam praziluk iz dupeta
Permanently pluck the leek from your butt
Samo donesi love pun kufer
Just bring the money, a full suitcase
Ima da ti ugradim njufer
I'll install a nympho in you
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Shvati moje usluge ne moze platiti svako
Understand, not everyone can afford my services
Socijalno te ne pokriva na ruku mi ide zakon
Social security doesn't cover it, the law is on my side
Odbijam musterije platezne moci slabe
I reject clients with weak purchasing power
A ni rodjenu majku ne bi operis'o za dzabe
And I wouldn't even operate on my own mother for free
Ako hoces da te ljudi stvarno postuju
If you want people to truly respect you
Da te postuju dok im uzimas lovu
To respect you while you take their money
Da radis privatne vip promocije
To do private VIP promotions
Za galantnu gospodu izlozbe erotskog vesa
Erotic lingerie exhibitions for gallant gentlemen
Moraces ordinaciju da mi napunis
You'll have to fill my office
Kubicima gotovine, kamionom love
With cubic meters of cash, a truckload of money
Avionom novcanica feribotom kesa
A plane of banknotes, a ferry of dough
Samo brdo kesa je sila sa dovoljno stila
Only a mountain of cash is a force with enough style
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Kurvice, pickice, sponzoruse, mackice
Hookers, pussies, gold diggers, kittens
Fufice, lutkice, turbo-folk pjevacice
Dollies, puppets, turbo-folk singers
Maserke PR-menadzerice, hot-line
Masseuses, PR managers, hot-line
I ledene televizijske spikerice
And ice-cold television announcers
U akciju odmah na stiklama gibaj
Get into action right away, move on your stilettos
Spotove snimaj akontaciju avans
Shoot videos, advance payment
Baksis ziralno solarno oralno
Tips, by bank transfer, solar, oral
Istrazivanje trzista akceptni nalog
Market research, acceptance order
Electron karticu sponzorstvo za projekt
Electron card, project sponsorship
Marketing lova pranje ispiranje
Marketing, money laundering, rinsing
Odradi ga ispostuj ljubazno sa svima
Get it done, be polite to everyone
Gazdama, tjelohraniteljima
To the bosses, bodyguards
Strateskim partnerima
Strategic partners
Ali kad se otrombolji mala
But when the chick gets worn out
Kad dodje do zamora materijala
When material fatigue sets in
Donesi love pun kufer
Bring the money, a full suitcase
Ima da ti ugradim njufer
I'll install a nympho in you
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Chorus
Hipokratova zakletva tjera me da cutim
The Hippocratic oath compels me to be silent
Al' moji pacijenti ne cele da se kriju
But my patients don't want to hide
Ne cekaju ni da im izvadim konce
They don't even wait for me to remove the stitches
Lete odmah na radio televiziju
They fly straight to radio and television
Imao sam slucaj za mene najbolja reklama
I had a case, the best advertisement for me
Uz sipku plesu sestre blizankinje
Twin sisters dancing on a pole
Baba cerka i mama i starac foco, bilder u tange
Grandma, daughter, and mom, and an old geezer, a bodybuilder in a thong
A kroz tange bubri silikonska salama
And through the thong, a silicone salami bulges
A nekada sam k'o budala radio samo humane stvari
And once, like a fool, I only did humane things
Za malu platu dezuro operis'o i lijecio
For a small salary, I was on duty, operated, and healed
U debele knjige oci svake noci becio
I buried my eyes in thick books every night
Po klinikama volontirao, dupe svoje kecio
Volunteered in clinics, busted my ass
Sada radim u struci sam sam svoj gazda
Now I work in my profession, I'm my own boss
Sam sam vecinski vlasnik privatnog preduzeca
I'm the majority owner of a private company
Saab, Jaguar, Bentley, ja sam covjek od ukusa
Saab, Jaguar, Bentley, I'm a man of taste
Na balkonu moje vile ne smrdi kaca kiselog kupusa
On the balcony of my villa, there's no stench of sour cabbage
Lozim kamin dok drkam na stenvej
I light the fireplace while I jerk off to the Steinway
A na klaviru se prevrce mlada pica
And a young chick rolls around on the piano
U kabinetu u neglizeu cvrkuce sekretarica
In the office, the secretary chirps in a negligee
Prasinu sa knjiga tvrdih korica
Dust from hardcover books
Brise francuska sobarica
Wiped by a French maid
Ispod klavira cuci, pusi ga
She crouches under the piano, sucks it
Gimnazijalka ponavljacica
A high school repeater
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Writer(s): Antonije Pusic


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