Lyrics and translation TroutFresh - 幫忙症

幫忙症

Lalalalalalala ah ah
我是大忙人 專門幫忙人
Lalalalalalala ah ah
我是大忙人 Cuz I got that 幫忙症

都是英雄主義嚴重地揮霍
每個接受都成了我生活的黑洞
我真的欠揍
但每當遇到請求時又忍不住地跟著點頭

其實時常都有點猶豫
但又擔心他們沒有救兵
大家都叫我多休息
但又習慣把皮球都給我踢

這包袱太重 有時候逼得我快自宮
Shout to the tipsy 都叫我萬事通
再忙都得擠得出個暫時 就像乳溝
人情若是鑽石 我早就大富翁

通常自己人的 都不算帳
但累積久了 難免就胡亂想
別再以為沒什麼事我不擅長
我明明長得跟小叮噹又不太像

Lalalalalalala ah ah
我是大忙人 專門幫忙人
Lalalalalalala ah ah
我是大忙人 Cuz I got that 幫忙症

不出手 實在抱歉
但我又是那種愛做又愛抱怨
全世界應該都以為我愛表現
所以準備一堆問題讓我來表演

我的身體叫我自己看著辦
可以選擇累死 或一旁站著看
或許雞婆的心態該把它換了換
有事才找的 順便也斷了斷

現在額頭筋超多
因為最近代辦事項積超多
一堆拜託 我聽超多
本來出於好意但怎麼把我心掏空

都問我行不行 啊是不是都不能等
不懂放鬆應該是種文明病
信不信 你們再多搓幾下神燈
精靈就要變神經病

Lalalalalalala ah ah
我是大忙人 (我是大忙人) 專門幫忙人(專門幫忙人)
Lalalalalalala ah ah
我是大忙人 Cuz I got that 幫忙症 (幫忙症)

Helping Syndrome

Lalalalalalala ah ah
I'm a busy bee, always helping others
Lalalalalalala ah ah
I'm a busy bee, 'cause I've got that helping syndrome

It's like a severe case of hero complex
Every request becomes a black hole in my life
I really deserve a punch in the face
But every time I hear a plea, I can't help but nod

I often hesitate, it's true
But I worry that they won't have anyone else to turn to
Everyone tells me to take a break
But they keep passing the buck to me

This burden is too heavy, sometimes I feel like cutting myself
Shout out to the tipsy, who call me a jack of all trades
No matter how busy I am, I always make time, like a bra
If favors were diamonds, I'd be a millionaire

Usually my friends don't ask for money
But over time, it's hard not to think
Don't assume I can do everything
I don't look like Doraemon, for heaven's sake

Lalalalalalala ah ah
I'm a busy bee, always helping others
Lalalalalalala ah ah
I'm a busy bee, 'cause I've got that helping syndrome

I'm sorry for not being able to help sometimes
But I'm also the kind of person who loves to help and complain
The whole world probably thinks I'm a show-off
So they prepare a bunch of problems for me to solve

My body tells me to take care of myself
I can choose to die of exhaustion or stand and watch
Maybe it's time to change my nosy attitude
Only help when needed, and cut off the rest

My forehead is covered in wrinkles now
Because I have so many things to do
I hear so many requests
What started as kindness has left me feeling empty

They ask me if I can do it, and if I can't, they can't wait
They don't understand that relaxation is a virtue
Believe it or not, if you rub the magic lamp a few more times
The genie will turn into a neurotic

Lalalalalalala ah ah
I'm a busy bee (I'm a busy bee), always helping others (always helping others)
Lalalalalalala ah ah
I'm a busy bee, 'cause I've got that helping syndrome (helping syndrome)