Текст и перевод песни 陳奐仁 - 差不多女神和差不多先生
差不多女神和差不多先生
Almost a Goddess and Almost a Man
你這麼做是什麼意思幹什麼
What
did
you
mean
by
doing
that?
請你告訴我
告訴我
Please
tell
me.
Tell
me
honestly.
拜託
拜
拜託
拜託告訴我
Please,
please,
please
tell
me.
口中愛理想骨氣
但眼中要帥氣手中要人民幣
對吧
You
say
you
love
your
ideals
and
pride.
But
you
also
want
to
look
handsome,
and
have
money
to
spend.
Isn't
that
the
truth?
人家説你夠真
只是有禮貌地説你無禮小氣
People
say
you're
real.
They're
just
being
polite.
Actually,
they
think
you're
rude
and
stingy.
你還當真不可思議
And
you
even
think
it's
unbelievable
that
they
would
say
such
things
to
you.
幸好你長得美麗
因此可以不講理
Luckily,
you're
beautiful.
So
you
don't
have
to
care
what
they
think.
你搬到這裏為了逃避你媽壓制你
You
moved
here
to
escape
your
mother's
control.
反而導致我窒息
遺傳這個東西
But
you
ended
up
suffocating
me
instead.
Genetics
can
be
a
terrible
thing.
放心你媽的基因沒失傳
不必擔心
你你你
Don't
worry,
your
mother's
genes
will
never
die
out
in
you!
全世界環繞着你
開心的是你
不開心也是你
The
whole
world
is
centered
around
you.
When
you're
happy,
you're
happy.
When
you're
sad,
you're
sad.
我變成你的奴隸
但也不能全怪你
I've
become
your
slave.
But
I
can't
really
blame
you
for
that.
能跟你在一起
是每個男人的范特西
Being
with
you
is
a
fantasy
for
every
man.
你裙子底下隱藏着無窮的幻想空間
There
is
an
endless
playground
of
fantasies
hidden
beneath
your
skirt.
你酒窩裏浮現的蜃景是多麼的甜
The
mirages
reflected
in
the
pools
of
your
beauty
are
so
sweet.
對我這種貨色的
簡直彷彿是遇到神仙
For
someone
like
me,
it's
as
if
I'd
met
a
goddess.
任你玩我都是心甘情願
I'm
willing
to
let
you
play
with
me
however
you
want.
男人總愛找最野性的動物來馴化
Men
love
to
tame
the
wildest
animals.
天啊
歷史不斷重現人性勝不過天
Oh
my,
history
just
keeps
repeating
itself.
Human
nature
is
no
match
for
fate.
越美的女人就越危險
對吧
The
more
beautiful
a
woman
is,
the
more
dangerous
she
is,
isn't
that
true?
差不多忘記
差點能放棄你你你你
Almost
forgot,
I
nearly
managed
to
give
you
up.
差點足夠刪除你微信的勇氣
I
nearly
had
the
courage
to
delete
your
WeChat.
差點打給你
差不多女神我好想你
I
nearly
called
you
to
tell
you,
"Almost
Miss
Goddess,
I
miss
you
so
much."
你提出分離我咽不下這口氣
唉
When
you
suggested
we
break
up,
I
just
couldn't
swallow
my
pride.
差不多先生的差不多人生
The
almost-man's
life
is
an
almost-life.
户口沒剩多少
假食物吃多了要洗腎
There's
not
much
left
in
my
savings,
and
I've
eaten
so
many
processed
foods
that
I'll
need
dialysis
soon.
怎可能遇上個女神老天請問
So
how
on
earth
did
I
ever
meet
a
goddess
like
you?
I
don't
understand!
我不叫李晨也不是有錢人
My
name
isn't
Li
Chen,
and
I'm
not
a
rich
man.
最初很迷戀很幸福
但慢慢地睜開了眼才發現
At
first,
I
was
so
happy
and
attracted
to
you.
But
now
I
see
the
truth.
卸了妝洗澡一變
哇
嚇死人
Once
your
make-up
is
removed
and
you
get
out
of
the
bath,
I'm
shocked!
洗面盤枱面的假眼睫毛
美瞳雙眼皮貼解釋了一切
The
fake
eyelashes,
contact
lenses
and
double-eyelid
tape
by
the
sink
explain
everything.
啊
差點報警説有陌生的裸女
在我家裏出現
I
came
close
to
calling
the
police
to
report
a
strange
naked
woman
in
my
apartment.
你差點跟我翻臉
You
almost
lost
your
temper
with
me.
我開始感覺有生命的危險
就那麼一點
I
started
to
feel
that
my
life
was
in
danger.
It
was
that
close.
生死之間原來只差薄薄的一條線
Life
and
death
are
often
separated
by
only
a
thin
line.
其實你長得可愛
但你每一樣都差一點
You're
actually
pretty,
but
everything
about
you
is
just
a
little
bit
off.
妝畫得厚了一點咪咪也小了一點
Your
make-up
is
a
little
too
thick,
your
breasts
are
slightly
too
small.
智商也低了一點
脾氣也燥了一點
Your
IQ
is
a
bit
too
low,
and
your
temper
is
a
little
too
short.
就連你找男朋友的眼光
也是差了一點
Even
your
taste
in
men
is
a
little
bit
off.
差不多忘記
差點能放棄你你你你
Almost
forgot,
I
nearly
managed
to
give
you
up.
差點足夠刪除你微信的勇氣
I
nearly
had
the
courage
to
delete
your
WeChat.
差點打給你
差不多女神我好想你
I
nearly
called
you
to
tell
you,
"Almost
Miss
Goddess,
I
miss
you
so
much."
你提出分離我咽不下這口氣而已
When
you
suggested
we
break
up,
I
just
couldn't
bear
the
shame.
差不多忘記
差點能放棄你你你你
Almost
forgot,
I
nearly
managed
to
give
you
up.
差不多了
差不多了
差不多了
Almost,
almost,
almost.
差點打給你
差不多女神我好想你
I
nearly
called
you
to
tell
you,
"Almost
Miss
Goddess,
I
miss
you
so
much."
你提出分離我咽不下這口氣
When
you
suggested
we
break
up,
I
just
couldn't
swallow
my
pride.
差不多女神和差不多先生
Almost
Goddess
and
Almost
Man,
這麼多緣分你把我當狗糞
We
had
so
much
fate,
but
you
treated
me
like
dog
crap.
把攀高當勤奮
You
think
you're
climbing
to
the
top,
but
you're
just
running
on
a
treadmill.
祝福你找到一個比我愛你的男人
May
you
find
a
man
who
loves
you
more
than
I
do.
差不多不可能
不可能
不可能
Almost
impossible.
Impossible,
impossible.
我想應該不可能
除非你整容
I
don't
think
it's
possible
unless
you
get
plastic
surgery.
縮小那鼻孔
想起又心痛
And
just
thinking
about
getting
those
nostrils
narrowed
makes
my
heart
ache.
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