幽默感 - 何韻詩 Übersetzung ins Englische

幽默感

在最壞最壞那日 遇最壞最壞那事
是它讓生命不用壞到底
在最悶最悶那刻 陪最悶最悶那位
是這段配樂 托起一切
還未領略 絕招的真諦
現在就來具體

在假日裡沒節目 電腦又發現中毒
換衣服出外 身段又發福
下雨避進郵政局 又見舊愛人殺出
而你頭髮上有餅乾碎
霉運繼續來 若果不反對
現在是時候哭 或另尋下臺路 不哭

當你步行在那漫天槍炮下
當你昨日抱著的跟了他
當你造型受到大眾的責罵
即管講笑話 就劃圓稜角吧
讓事情漫畫化 矛盾地笑一下

在最壞最壞那日 遇最壞最壞那事
像失業之日 車又撞了燈
在最悶最悶那刻 陪最悶最悶那位
連那人也嫌你不吸引
危難拍著門 若果躲不了
就迎著 極殘酷一生 自行落調味品

當你步行在那漫天槍炮下
當你昨日抱著的跟了他
當你造型受到大眾的責罵
急於抓撮沙往上爬
就劃圓稜角吧 由事情漫畫化
矛盾地笑一下 會自嘲嗎

為何為何運程極差 問為何運程極差
實在條問題 問得都算肉麻
自豪地承認它 在臺上談論它
用遺憾提煉出搞笑吧
情願怕它 還是笑它

當你運程壞到箭咀都向下
可以借力製造一批笑話
起碼別人願意話你風趣吧
捐出安慰加送熱茶
當你被評力作在水準以下
當你揹著個負資產養家
當你未籌大志就已衰老吧
不必抓撮沙往上爬

能學成諧趣吧 能學成滑稽嗎
惆悵未算可怕 用笑就笑走它
別自尋煩惱吧 讓事情漫畫化
來蓋著那傷疤

Sense of Humor

On the worst, worst day, encountering the worst, worst thing,
It's what keeps life from completely falling apart.
In the dullest, dullest moment, accompanying the dullest, dullest one,
It's this soundtrack that holds everything up.
Haven't grasped the true meaning of this trick yet?
Let's get specific now.

On a holiday with nothing to do, and the computer's got a virus,
Changing clothes to go out, and you've gained weight,
Taking shelter from the rain in the post office, and your old flame appears,
And you have cookie crumbs in your hair.
Bad luck continues, if you don't mind,
Now's the time to cry, or find another way out. Don't cry.

When you're walking under a sky full of gunfire,
When the one you held yesterday is with him now,
When your style is criticized by the public,
Just tell a joke, smooth out the rough edges.
Turn things into a cartoon, laugh paradoxically.

On the worst, worst day, encountering the worst, worst thing,
Like the day you lose your job, and your car crashes into a lamppost,
In the dullest, dullest moment, accompanying the dullest, dullest one,
Even that person finds you unattractive.
Danger is knocking at the door, if you can't hide,
Then face this extremely cruel life, season it yourself.

When you're walking under a sky full of gunfire,
When the one you held yesterday is with him now,
When your style is criticized by the public,
Eagerly grasping at straws to climb up,
Just smooth out the rough edges, turn things into a cartoon,
Laugh paradoxically. Can you laugh at yourself?

Why, why is my luck so bad? Asking why my luck is so bad,
This question is really quite corny.
Proudly admit it, talk about it on stage,
Refine humor from regret.
Would you rather fear it, or laugh at it?

When your luck is so bad that the arrow only points down,
You can use it to create a batch of jokes.
At least others will be willing to call you witty,
Donate comfort and offer hot tea.
When your masterpiece is rated below average,
When you're carrying a negative asset to support your family,
When you're getting old before achieving your ambitions,
No need to grasp at straws to climb up.

Can you learn to be humorous? Can you learn to be funny?
Melancholy isn't that scary, laugh it away with laughter.
Don't worry yourself, turn things into a cartoon,
To cover up that scar.