Cuanta cacota I - Def Con Dos Übersetzung ins Englische

Cuanta cacota I

Sales con amigos y algunos conocidos
Tratando de hacer migas por varios motivos
Trabajo, ligoteo, afinidad profesional
No sabes lo que buscas ni lo que vas a encontrar
Pero cuado toca pagar las copas
Casi todos disimulan, se escaquean, te abandonan
Uno se va al baño, otros al cajero
Y a ti te toca siempre acoquinarle al camarero

Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
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Nunca te fies del que no paga su copa

Tu mejor amigo ha roto con su novia
Y has tenido que aguantar su llorera tonta
Y para que la olvide tú tratas de ayudarle
Diciéndole que era una tipa insoportable
Tenía el culo gordo, hablaba muy alto
Era una palurda que causaba espanto
Pero hace una semana que se han reconciliado
Y a ver que cara pones a tu amigo ennoviado

Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
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La pusiste a parir y ahora sabes que te odia

¡Ay qué amigos somos! ¡Qué bien nos caemos!
Aunque nos conozcamos desde hace poco tiempo
Y he de serte franco, te seré sincero
Necesito que me prestes un poco de dinero
Amistad y dinero, agua y aceite
Si te dejo la pasta no vuelvo a verte
Amistad y dinero, agua y aceite
Si me dejas la pasta no vuelves a verme

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Dinero y amistad no se mezcla ni se roza

Otro buen amigo recién separado
Viene a vivir contigo deprimido y cabreado
Odia a su exmujer porque se ha quedado
Con el piso que con tanto sudor había comprado
Y es que hay que ser tonto, hay que ser pardillo
Para divorciarse cuando se tienen hijos
él va a la puta calle y de cabeza a tu casa
Y trágate a tu amigo el tiempo que haga falta

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Te comes tú el marrón si el colega se divorcia
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Nunca te fies del que no paga su copa
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
La pusiste a parir y ahora sabes que te odia
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Dinero y amistad no se mezclan ni se rozan
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Te comes tú el marrón si el colega se divorcia

So Much Crap I

You go out with friends and some acquaintances,
Trying to make connections for various reasons.
Work, flirting, professional affinity,
You don't know what you're looking for or what you'll find.
But when it's time to pay for the drinks,
Almost everyone pretends, ducks out, abandons you.
One goes to the bathroom, others to the ATM,
And you're always stuck paying the waiter.

Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Never trust someone who doesn't pay for their drink

Your best friend broke up with his girlfriend,
And you had to endure his silly crying.
And to help him forget her, you try to help him
By telling him she was an unbearable woman.
She had a fat ass, she talked too loud,
She was a hick who caused fright.
But they've reconciled a week ago,
And let's see what face you make to your engaged friend.

Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
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You trashed her and now you know she hates you

Oh, what good friends we are! We get along so well!
Even though we've only known each other for a short time,
And I have to be frank, I'll be honest,
I need you to lend me some money.
Friendship and money, water and oil,
If I leave you the dough, I'll never see you again.
Friendship and money, water and oil,
If you leave me the dough, you'll never see me again.

Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Money and friendship don't mix or touch

Another good friend, recently separated,
Comes to live with you, depressed and pissed off.
He hates his ex-wife because she kept
The apartment he bought with so much sweat.
And you have to be stupid, you have to be a sucker,
To get divorced when you have children.
He goes to the damn street and straight to your house,
And swallow your friend for as long as it takes.

Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
You eat the brown if your buddy gets divorced
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Never trust someone who doesn't pay for their drink
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
You trashed her and now you know she hates you
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
Money and friendship don't mix or touch
Uuuuuuuh so much crap
You eat the brown if your buddy gets divorced