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Cuanta cacota II

Sales con amigos y algunos conocidos
Tratando de hacer migas por varios motivos
Trabajo, ligoteo, afinidad profesional
No sabes lo que buscas ni lo que vas a encontrar
Pero cuado toca pagar las copas
Casi todos disimulan, se escaquean, te abandonan
Uno se va al baño, otros al cajero
Y a ti te toca siempre acoquinarle al camarero

Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Nunca te fies del que no paga su copa

Tu mejor amigo ha roto con su novia
Y has tenido que aguantar su llorera tonta
Y para que la olvide tú tratas de ayudarle
Diciéndole que era una tipa insoportable
Tenía el culo gordo, hablaba muy alto
Era una palurda que causaba espanto
Pero hace una semana que se han reconciliado
Y a ver que cara pones a tu amigo ennoviado

Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
La pusiste a parir y ahora sabes que te odia

¡Ay qué amigos somos! ¡Qué bien nos caemos!
Aunque nos conozcamos desde hace poco tiempo
Y he de serte franco, te seré sincero
Necesito que me prestes un poco de dinero
Amistad y dinero, agua y aceite
Si te dejo la pasta no vuelvo a verte
Amistad y dinero, agua y aceite
Si me dejas la pasta no vuelves a verme

Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Dinero y amistad no se mezcla ni se roza

Otro buen amigo recién separado
Viene a vivir contigo deprimido y cabreado
Odia a su exmujer porque se ha quedado
Con el piso que con tanto sudor había comprado
Y es que hay que ser tonto, hay que ser pardillo
Para divorciarse cuando se tienen hijos
él va a la puta calle y de cabeza a tu casa
Y trágate a tu amigo el tiempo que haga falta

Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Te comes tú el marrón si el colega se divorcia
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Nunca te fies del que no paga su copa
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
La pusiste a parir y ahora sabes que te odia
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Dinero y amistad no se mezclan ni se rozan
Uuuuuuuh cuanta cacota
Te comes tú el marrón si el colega se divorcia

So Much Crap II

You go out with friends and some acquaintances,
Trying to make connections for various reasons.
Work, flirting, professional affinity,
You don't know what you're looking for or what you'll find.
But when it comes time to pay for the drinks,
Almost everyone pretends, they dodge, they abandon you.
One goes to the bathroom, others to the ATM,
And you're always the one left to fork it over to the waiter.

Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Never trust someone who doesn't pay for their drink.

Your best friend has broken up with his girlfriend,
And you've had to endure his silly tears.
And to help him forget her, you try to support him,
Telling him she was an unbearable chick.
She had a fat ass, she talked too loud,
She was a bumpkin who caused fright.
But it's been a week since they reconciled,
And let's see what face you make to your engaged friend.

Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
You badmouthed her and now you know she hates you.

Oh, what good friends we are! We get along so well!
Even though we've only known each other for a short time.
And I have to be frank, I'll be honest with you,
I need you to lend me some money.
Friendship and money, water and oil,
If I lend you the dough, I'll never see you again.
Friendship and money, water and oil,
If you lend me the dough, you'll never see me again.

Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Money and friendship don't mix or touch.

Another good friend recently separated,
Comes to live with you, depressed and pissed off.
He hates his ex-wife because she kept
The apartment he bought with so much sweat.
And you have to be stupid, you have to be a sucker,
To get divorced when you have kids.
He goes to the damn street and straight to your house,
And swallow your friend for as long as it takes.

Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
You eat the brown stuff if your buddy gets divorced.
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Never trust someone who doesn't pay for their drink.
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
You badmouthed her and now you know she hates you.
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
Money and friendship don't mix or touch.
Uuuuuuuh, so much crap,
You eat the brown stuff if your buddy gets divorced.