EL Corrido De Los Ovnis ( Jesus Palma) - Los Mejor De Lo Norteno Übersetzung ins Englische

EL Corrido De Los Ovnis ( Jesus Palma)

Una noche de loquera, andaba echando cerveza
De repente se paró una nave en mi cabeza
Pero a mí me valió madre, le eché un trago a mi cerveza

Me aventó una lucezota, se me aguadearon las piernas
Sentí ganas de correr y nomás me fui de jetas
Mis piernas no se movían, me sudaban las orejas

Me subieron a su nave y me esculcaron la ropa
Quién sabe cómo me hablan, pues no movían la boca
Me encontraron una bolsa repleta de pura coca

"Te hemos estado siguiendo, queremos que nos expliques
Por qué comes con la boca y también por las narices"
"Ah, cómo serán pendejos", con la mente se los dije

"Presta pa acá la bolsita que ahorita voy a enseñarte
Voy a bajarme el pedote que hace rato me sacaste
Con esto vuelo más alto que tú en tu chingada nave"

Me aventé tres pericazos y me sentí como nuevo
Les dije: "Pruébenla, güeyes, ¿o acaso no tienen huevos?"
Se acabaron la bolsita, aquellos mis clientes nuevos

De ahí nos fuimos a Colombia porque quedaron picados
Llegamos en dos segundos, yo por poquito y me cago
Esa pinche navecita traía el motor alterado

Aprovechando la vuelta, me traje una tonelada
La bajamos en Chicago, no hubo retenes ni nada
A ellos les di varios kilos porque esa fue su mochada

Ahora me buscan seguido y cada vez vienen más
Hasta una nave me dieron pa que pueda trabajar
Ahora son clientes y amigos, quién se lo iba a imaginar

Los ovnis vienen conmigo y un consejo voy a dar
Si los miran por los cielos, no se vayan a espantar
Andan llevando perico a su planeta natal

Ya no peleo con soldados ni ando comprando al gobierno
Ni le temo a embajadores con esta nave que tengo
De los que debo cuidarme es de los hombres de negro

The Ballad of the UFOs (Jesus Palma)

One crazy night, darling, I was having some beers,
Suddenly, a ship landed right on my head, it appears.
But I didn't give a damn, honey, I took another swig of my beer.

It shot a bright light at me, my legs turned to jelly, you see,
I felt like running, sweetheart, and I just took off, desperately.
My legs wouldn't move, my ears were sweating, believe me.

They took me aboard their ship, and searched through my clothes, my dear,
Who knows how they speak, they didn't move their mouths, it was queer.
They found a bag full of pure cocaine, my fear.

"We've been following you, we want you to explain," they said,
"Why you eat with your mouth and also through your nose," they bred.
"Oh, how stupid they are," I thought to myself, instead.

"Hand over that little bag, I'm going to show you right now, my love,"
"I'm going to come down from this high you just gave me up above,"
"With this I fly higher than you in your damn ship, my dove."

I took three hits and felt like new, my sweet,
I said, "Try it, guys, or don't you have the balls to compete?"
They finished the bag, my new clients, so neat.

From there we went to Colombia, because they were hooked, you see,
We arrived in two seconds, I almost shit myself, truly.
That damn little ship had a souped-up engine, obviously.

Taking advantage of the trip, I brought back a ton, my dear,
We landed in Chicago, no checkpoints, no fear.
I gave them several kilos because that was their share, my peer.

Now they visit me often, and each time more come along,
They even gave me a ship so I can work, it's so strong.
Now they're clients and friends, who would have thought it all along?

The UFOs come with me and I'm going to give you some advice, my dove,
If you see them in the sky, don't be scared, my love,
They're taking cocaine to their home planet above.

I no longer fight with soldiers or bribe the government, my sweet,
Nor do I fear ambassadors with this ship I greet.
The ones I have to watch out for are the men in black, I meet.