Die wo nid chönd Tschutte - Plankton Übersetzung ins Englische

Die wo nid chönd Tschutte

Di einte die sind Künschtler und sind meischtens gäg′s Syschtem
Di andre werded Lehrer will das isch grad so bequäm
Di einte nämed Droge und die andre bliibed clean
Di einte nämed Zucker und di andre Assugrin
Di einte die händ Heiweh nachem Schoggi und em Wii
Di andre wänd am liebschte gar nümm heicho
Das isch scho immer so gsi und s'wird immer eso sii
S′git niemer wo dir säge chan wieso
Und die wo nid chönd tschutte, die mached e Band
De einti hätt e Glatze und au irgendwie en Knall
De anderi cha nüt defür will er hätt Haarusfall
De einti isch en Ängel und sin Nachber Antichrischt
Und die wo kä Kollege händ, die werded Polizischt
Di Rächte schlönd di Lingge und di Lingge schlönd di Rächte
Und beidi trinked s'gliichi warmi Bier
Di einte bsetzed Hüser und di andre rüered Schtei
Und keine weiss für was er demonschtriert
Und die wo nid chönd tschutte, die mached e Band
So mänge Bankdiräkter wäri gern mal Husabwart
So mänge Abwart gern mal mit me BMW am Schtart
Mir schpiled eus de Arsch ab inre miise chliine Bar
Di andre gönd zum Fernseh und im Nu sind's Superschtar
S′git dieses und s′git jenes und vo jedem s'Gägeteil
Und jede mues en eigni Meinig ha
Di einte finded′s scheisse und di andre finded's geil
Und keine chan de anderi verschtah
Und die wo nid chönd tschutte
Ja die wo nid chönd tschutte
Ja die wo nid chönd tschutte, die mached e Band
Die mached e Band
Die mached e Band
Mached e - Band

Those who can't kick

Some are artists and are mostly against the system
The others become teachers because it's convenient
Some take drugs and others are completely clean
Some take sugar and others artificial sweeteners
Some are homesick for chocolate and wine
The others would rather not be home at all
It's always been that way and it will always be
Nobody can tell you why
And those who can't kick, they make a band
One has a bald head and is also a bit crazy
The other can't help it because he has lost his hair
One is an angel and his neighbor is the devil
And those who have no colleagues, they become policemen
The right-wingers beat up the left-wingers and the left-wingers beat up the right-wingers
And both drink the same lukewarm beer
Some occupy houses and others throw stones
And nobody knows what they're demonstrating for
And those who can't kick, they make a band
So many bank directors would like to be caretakers
So many caretakers would like to drive a BMW
We play our hearts away in a miserable little bar
The others go on TV and in no time they're superstars
There is this and there is that and of each the opposite
And everyone has to have their own opinion
Some think it's great and others think it's lousy
And none can understand the other
And those who can't kick
Yes, those who can't kick
Yes, those who can't kick, they make a band
They make a band
They make a band
Make a band