Simon The Ceiling Fan

I've got a friend
They call him Simon The Ceiling Fan
Spinnin' 'round
Hangin' about
Making sound
Hanging out

Simon, he's a ceiling fan
I always wondered if he can
He is not quite a man cause he's
Simon The Ceiling Fan

He's got a friend
They call him Simon The Ceiling Fan
Not quite a man
Very much a fan
Making his rounds
Hanging out

Simon, he's a ceiling fan
I always wondered if he can
He is not quite a man cause he's
Simon The Ceiling Fan

I don't know how he became
But what I do know is this
If he can, then he is

Simon, he's a ceiling fan
I always wondered if he can
He is not quite a man cause he's
Simon The Ceiling Fan