Lyrics East Side Palmdale - Afroman
(Wait
a
minute,
man.
Hey,
check
this
out,
tell
it.
It
was
this
blind
man,
right?
Man,
check
this
out-
it
was
this
blind
man,
right?
He
was
feelin'
his
way
down
the
street
with
this
stick,
right?
Hey.
He
walked
past
this
fish
market,
you
know
what
I'm
sayin'?
He
stopped,
he
took
a
deep
breath,
he
said,
Woooooo,
good
morning,
ladies.
You
like
that
shit,
man?
Hey,
man,
I
got
a
gang
of
that
shit,
man.
I
tell
you
what-
my
man
on
the
guitar,
fool
on
the
drums,
everybody
just
crowd
around
the
mic,
I'll
tell
you
all
these
mutha-fuckin'
jokes.
But
first,
I'ma
start
it
off
like
this.
Hey,
help
me
sing
it,
homeboy.)
Colt
45
and
two
Zig
Zags,
baby
that's
all
we
need.
We
can
go
to
the
park
after
dark,
smoke
that
tumbleweed.
And
as
the
marijuana
burns
we
can
take
our
turns,
singing
them
dirty
rap
songs
Stop
and
hit
the
bong
like
Cheech
and
Chong,
sell
tapes
from
here
to
Hong
Kong.
So
roll,
roll,
roll
my
joint.
Pick
out
the
seeds
and
stems.
Feelin'
high
as
hell
flyin'
through
Palmdale,
skatin'
on
Dayton
rims.
So
roll,
roll
the
'83
Cadillac
Coup
de
Ville.
If
my
tapes
and
my
cds
just
don't
sell,
I
bet
my
caddy
will.
Well
it
was
just
sundown
in
a
small
white
town.
They
call
it
Eastside
Palmdale.
When
the
Afroman
walked
through
the
white
land,
houses
went
up
for
sale.
Well,
I
was
standin'
on
the
corner
sellin'
rap
cds
when
I
met
a
little
girl
named
Jan.
I
let
her
ride
in
my
Caddy
cause
I
didn't
know
her
daddy
was
the
leader
of
the
Klu
Klux
Klan.
We
fucked
on
the
bed,
fucked
on
the
flo',
fucked
so
long,
I
grew
a
fuckin'
afro.
Then
I
fucked
to
the
left,
fucked
to
the
right.
She
sucked
my
dick
'til
the
shit
turned
white.
I
thought
to
myself,
Sheba,
Sheba!
Got
my
ass
lookin'
like
a
ZEBRA!
I
pulled
on
my
clothes
and
I
was
on
my
way,
until
her
daddy
pulled
up
in
a
Chevrolet.
I
ran.
I
jumped
out
the
back
window,
but
her
daddy,
he
was
waitin'
with
a
2 x
4.
Oh,
he
beat
me
to
the
left,
he
beat
me
to
the
right.
The
mutha-fucker
whooped
my
ass
all
night.
But
I
ain't
mad
at
her
prejudiced
dad,
that's
the
best
damn
pussy
I
ever
had.
I
got
a
bag
of
weed
and
a
bottle
of
wine.
I'm
a
fuck
that
bitch
just
one
more
time.
Colt
45
and
two
Zig
Zags,
baby
that's
all
we
need.
We
can
go
to
the
park
after
dark,
smoke
that
tumbleweed.
And
as
the
marijuana
burns
we
can
take
our
turns,
singing
them
dirty
rap
songs
Stop
and
hit
the
bong
like
Cheech
and
Chong,
sell
tapes
from
here
to
Hong
Kong.
So
roll,
roll,
roll
my
joint.
Pick
out
the
seeds
and
stems.
Feelin'
high
as
hell
flyin'
through
Palmdale,
skatin'
on
Dayton
rims.
So
roll,
roll
the
'83
Cadillac
Coup
de
Ville.
If
my
tapes
and
my
cds
just
don't
sell,
I
bet
my
caddy
will.
I
met
this
lady
in
Hollywood.
She
had
green
hair,
but
damn
she
looked
good.
I
took
her
to
my
house,
cause
she
was
fine,
but
she
whipped
out
a
dick
that
was
bigger
than
mine.
I
met
this
lady
from
Japan,
never
made
love
with
an
African.
I
fucked
her
once,
I
fucked
her
twice.
I
ate
that
pussy
like
shrimp
fried
rice.
Don't
be
amazed
at
the
stories
I
tell
ya.
I
met
a
woman
in
the
heart
of
Australia.
Had
a
big
butt
and
big
titties,
too,
so
I
hopped
in
her
ass
like
a
kangaroo.
See,
I
met
this
woman
from
Hawaii.
Stuck
it
in
her
ass,
and
she
said,
Aiiiiieeee!
Lips
was
breakfast,
pussy
was
lunch,
then
her
titties
busted
open
with
Hawaiian
Punch.
Met
Colonel
Sander's
wife
in
the
state
of
Kentucky.
She
said,
I'll
fry
some
chicken
if
you
just
fuck
me.
I
came
in
her
mouth.
It
was
a
crisis.
I
gave
her
my
secret
blend
of
herbs
and
spices.
Colt
45
and
two
Zig
Zags,
baby
that's
all
we
need.
We
can
go
to
the
park
after
dark,
smoke
that
tumbleweed.
And
as
the
marijuana
burns
we
can
take
our
turns,
singing
them
dirty
rap
songs
Stop
and
hit
the
bong
like
Cheech
and
Chong,
sell
tapes
from
here
to
Hong
Kong.
Hey,
wait
a
minute
man,
check
this
out.
I
met
Dolly
Parton
in
Tennessee.
Her
titties
were
filled
with
Hennesy.
That
country
music
really
drove
me
crazy,
but
I
rode
that
ass
and
said,
Yes,
Miss
Daisy!
Met
this
lady
in
Oklahoma;
put
that
pussy
in
a
coma.
Met
this
lady
in
Michigan;
I
can't
wait
'til
I
fuck
that
bitch
again.
Met
a
real
black
girl
in
South
Carolina;
fucked
her
'til
she
turned
into
a
white
albino.
Fucked
this
hooker
in
Iowa.
I
fucked
her
on
credit,
so
I
owe
her.
Fucked
this
girl,
down
in
Georgia;
came
in
her
mouth.
Man,
I
thought
I
told
ya.
Met
this
beautiful
sexy
ho;
she
just
ran
cross
the
border
of
Mexico.
Fine
young
thing,
said
her
name's
Maria.
I
wrapped
her
up
just
like
a
Hot
Tortilla.
I
wanna
get
married,
but
I
can't
afford
it.
I
know
I'ma
cry
when
she
gets
deported.
Colt
45
and
two
Zig
Zags,
baby
that's
all
we
need.
We
can
go
to
the
park
after
dark,
smoke
that
tumbleweed.
And
as
the
marijuana
burns
we
can
take
our
turns,
singing
them
dirty
rap
songs
Stop
and
hit
the
bong
like
Cheech
and
Chong,
sell
tapes
from
here
to
Hong
Kong.
Have
you
ever
went
over
to
a
girl's
house
to
fuck,
but
the
pussy
just
ain't
no
good?
(SAY
WHAT?)
And
then
you're
getting'
upset
cause
you
can't
get
her
wet,
plus
you
in
the
wrong
neighborhood?
So
you
try
to
play
it
off
and
eat
the
pussy,
but
it
takes
her
so
long
to
come
(SAY
WHAT?)
Then
a
dude
walks
in.
That's
her
big
boyfriend,
and
he
asks
you
where
you
from?
(Where
you
from,
man?)
So
you
wipe
your
mouth,
and
you
try
to
explain
(I
don't
bang.),
you
start
talkin'
real
fast.
But
he's
already
mad,
cause
you
fuckin'
his
woman,
so
he
starts
beatin'
on
your
ass.
Now
your
clothes
all
muddy,
your
nose
all
bloody,
your
dick
was
hard
but
now
it's
soft.
(WHUT?)
You
thought
you
had
a
girl
to
rock
your
world,
now
you
still
gotta
go
jack
off.
Colt
45
and
two
Zig
Zags,
baby
that's
all
we
need.
We
can
go
to
the
park
after
dark,
smoke
that
tumbleweed.
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1 East Side Palmdale
2 No No Fro
3 Smoke 2 Blunts
4 Couple Next Door
5 Homegrown Alabama
6 Crazy Rap
7 Because I Got High 2009
8 Smokin Weed
9 Marijuana, Malt Liquor
10 Club Owner Skit
11 Before I Hit the Party
12 Intro
13 Negativity News Skit
14 Everyday I Party
15 Pimp Church Skit
16 Palmdale Pimp
17 Crazy Rap Intro
18 Mr. Wisdom Skit
19 Success Or Fail
20 Late Show Skit
21 No No Fro Skit
22 No Time
23 I Don't Wanna Leave
24 Victory Speech
25 Outro
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