Lyrics Me & Kenny - Afroman

I wanna be a rapper... Can i make a song with you?

Not right now man, daddy's kinda busy

Well E40 let his son rap.
And Master P let Lil' Romeo rap.
How come you don't let me rap?

Okay. I'll let you rap, man.
Uh you know, we need some beats.
We need to write some lyrcis you know.
We just can't rap you know...

I've got some beats
Where'd you get them beats from?
I made 'em up in your studio
Whatcha doin' in my studio?
Workin' on my new album...
Who let you in my studio?
Momma...
Man I'll kick her...
I mixed that down and burned it to a CD. Here you go!
By the way, man that's a cheap CD burner
What? Man you better not be talkin' about my CD burner like that
Man I'll be playin' this it better b' tight or i'll whoop yo' lil'...
You and your mom...
Whoop you off you know...
Where da play button man...

Hey dad, why don't you and me have a freestyle session,
Just right here, you and me
Right now

Ok... you made all this by yourself?
Yea?
Hmmm
Hey dad why dont you and me have a freestyle session you and me right now
Hahha uhhh yea... hey get the headphones come in the booth couse
With the one two three, three two one [whaa] i'm in the booth freestylein with my son
Trippin on the beat he just made might as well get paied in the sixth grade

My phone is ringin... while i'm singin
(I wonder who that is)
Hahaha cmon
What up... hello... recordin a song with my son
Its almost done
I'm freestylin on the mike I got on some dirty nikes
I done walked through the yard watchin them do the lap around the house
Talkin to my spouce
Dad... my and my dad we rap so tight every word we say it sounds so right
We just like to do this and that cause all of the sudden our pockets were phat
When I was up little bittie kid
Hey dude guess what I did
I did good in school I did good in readin all of the sudden
I did good in readin
All of the sudden man i wasnt cheatin
On my tests and i did my best cause with god
I just passed the test

Yeah... uhh.i used to alwase cheat catch me lookin at the next mans sheet
But i'ma tell you in the song we got our tests back and they both was wrong
He got a f i got a f i can do bad by my damn self,
Dont ever copy off your buddy
Take your ass home and study
(Yea, damn)
Cmon man cmon.
Cmon up to the mike...
Go, go go go

Dad let me tell you one thing you just cant go around living
Like this man what you doin
Cause all of the sudden you gonna get picked
Cause if you go ahead and rob that dude cause he got more food
Man... what you doin you cant live life through suueing... man
Man I dont like this because man you alwase gettin pissed
Because every time you get mad some dude walk around bein sad
When you walk over their and cheer him up all of the sudden he got pride in his cup
Then you share with him and you share with he man that's the ultimate

Son we got some work to do... yeah...
I wanna chill
In my coop deville
Hit the corner on three wheel
I wanna chill
In my coop deville
Hit the corner on three wheel

Here we go yeah
Here we go yeah