Lyrics and translation Ajs Nigrutin - Ajzakov titanik

Ajzakov titanik

Suncam se na ostrvu
Krenu, trazim vino
Da se zabava ne bi prekinula
Na plazi indo sino
Cadim svuda okolo
Od miline sam se sav rasplin'o
Od dima ne vidim kuda idem
Pa sam se srusio i usino
Pao sam na peskir prsate ribe
I nisam se izvin'o
Odmah raspalio po prici
I narucio pivo
Prvi predlog mi je bio
Da odemo u otvoreni kino
Upicanih se to vece
I Silvestre fino
Gledali smo film
Od Dzonsona Dona
Sutra me je zvala
Preko mobil-telefona
Mislio sam da je Timbe
Al' to je bila ona
Kaze, pravi zur na svojoj jahti
Od sto sezdeset tona
Ne razmisljajuci pazarim paket
Senzitiv kondoma
Neku tekilu da ne idem praznih ruku
I stoes rizlona
Na zurci je bilo gomilu
Ujdo morona
I riba s boljim guzama
Nego sto ima Ivona
Sve pice sljaste od minica
I prozirnih najlona
Tri, dva, jedan, startujem na keca
Poput Dzeremi Rona
Sve su bile smorene
Tad se setim nje
I vidim je na palubi
S drugarice dve
Otisle su svojim putem
Da nas same ostave
Bila je u tankoj haljini
Bez brusa i postave
Bacam neku spiku
Sanker sprema bum tekilu
Popio sam sest
I jos pet na silu
Al' nikad nisam izjavljiv'o
Ljubav u tehnikoloru
Pogotovo ne na jahti
Okeanima i moru
Pokrenuo me miris leta
I talasa zvuk
Prebih se ko bulja
Usiko se ko smuk
Neke erogene rime
Mi je bacila na uvo
Nije mogla dvaput da mi kaze
Jer sam odmah cuo
DJ vrti dobar haus
Neki skacu s pramca
Neke ribe se lizu
U dva pomocna chamca
Uhvatila me za ruku
I krenusmo ka njenoj sobi
Sve to bese predivno
Jer oplodnja je meni hobi
Namazani uljem
Na njenom vodenom krevetu
Jos je bilo rano
Za pozu sezdeset devetu
Tako krenulo je lepo
Kako ide vec sve redom
U pola seksa me prekinu
Zalutali torpedo
Odleteli smo svi
U vazduh, more, nebo
Nisam isprsko
Al' sam ipak jebo

Ajs Nigrutin's Titanic

I found myself on an island
I set out, looking for wine
So that the party wouldn't end
On the beach, I'm in a trance
I'm falling all over the place
From the bliss, I've completely crumbled
From the smoke, I can't see where I'm going
So I crashed and fell asleep
I fell onto a sunbathing fish
And I didn't apologize
I immediately sparked up a chat
And ordered a beer
My first suggestion was
That we go to an outdoor movie
More and more people showed up
And the New Year's Eve was fine
We watched a movie
By Don Johnson
In the morning, she called me
On her cell phone
I thought it was Timbe
But it was her
She says, she's having a party on her yacht
That weighs a hundred and sixty tons
Without thinking, I buy a pack
Of sensitive condoms
Some tequila so I don't go empty-handed
And a hundred sheets of rolling paper
At the party, there was a crowd
Of foreign morons
And fish with better butts
Than Ivona has
All the girls are sweeter than mints
And transparent nylons
Three, two, one, I start chatting
Like Jeremy Rone
They were all turned on
Then I remember her
And I see her on the deck
With two of her friends
They went their own way
To leave us alone
She was in a thin dress
Without a bra or panties
I drop some spice
Sanker prepares the explosive tequila
I drank six
And five more, just to be safe
But I never would declare
My love in Technicolor
Especially not on a yacht
In the oceans and seas
The scent of summer and
The sound of the waves drew me in
I ran like a bull
I crawled like a worm
She whispered some erotic rhymes
Into my ear
She didn't have to tell me twice
Because I heard her right away
The DJ is playing good house
Some people are jumping off the bow
Some fish are licking each other
In two lifeboats
She took my hand
And we started walking toward her room
It was all so wonderful
Because fertilization is my hobby
Covered in oil
On her waterbed
It was still too early
For the sixty-nine position
It started out so beautifully
How it usually goes
Halfway through, I'm interrupted
By a stray torpedo
We all flew
Into the air, the sea, the sky
I didn't survive
But I did get laid