Lyrics and translation Alexander Marcus - Homo Dance

Homo Dance

Der Christian konnt' gut tanzen
Und er hatte volles Haar
Sein Gang war feminin
Und Werfen nicht sein Ding
Er liebte schon seit Jahren
Das Mädchen Kolumnia
Doch die ging mit Muskel John
Um ihr irgendwie zu imponieren
Erfand er den Homo Dance

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Als Columnia mitbekam'
Was der Homo Dance vermag
Verließ sie Muskel John
Und ließ den Christian ran
Plötzlich fühlte sie sich beschützt und sicher
In seinen schlanken Armen
Sie gingen auf den Dance Floor
Da waren beide so überglücklich

Das sie sich endlich hatten
Schuld war nur der

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Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
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Homo Dance

Christian was a great dancer
And he had a full head of hair
He walked with a feminine sway
And throwing was not his thing
For years he had been in love with
A girl named Kolumnia
But she was dating Muscle John
To impress her somehow
He invented the Homo Dance

Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)

Everybody dance the Homo Dance

When Columnia realized
What the Homo Dance could do
She left Muscle John
And let Christian have his way
Suddenly she felt protected and safe
In his slender arms
They went to the dance floor
There they were both so overjoyed

That they finally had each other
It was all because of the

Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)

Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance

(...)

Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance

Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance
Homo Dance (Homo Dance)
Everybody dance the Homo Dance