Lyrics and translation Andrew E. - My Banyo Queen (ah-ah, umh-umh) featuring: Rica Peralejo

My Banyo Queen (ah-ah, umh-umh) featuring: Rica Peralejo

Ako'y nasa Malate, alas siete ng gabi
Nakilala ko tuloy itong magandang babae
Na nakabibighani sa aking mga mata
Ang 'di ko lang alam ay manloloko lang pala
Bumanat siya sa 'kin, bilmoko n'yan, bilmoko n'on
Nagtuturo na siya, hindi pa kami on
Upang 'di mahalata, siya ay nagpayabang
Nag-me-meneshatoua daw siya sa Alabang
Ako ay umakbay, mahigpit na mahigpit
Naglalaway sa palda niyang hapit na hapit
Nang ako'y makalinga di ko siya matagpuan
Ubos ang aking money, di ko pa nahalikan

When the night has come
At pinatay ang ilaw
Oh, madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh - oh stand by me
Oh madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen

Kaya doon sa bar ako'y kanyang inaya
Inom daw kami at siya ang taya
Kaya't kaming dalawa uminom ng beer
Inangat ko ang mug at ang sabi niya sa 'kon "Cheers"
Ang 'di ko alam ay maroon s'yang inilagay
Ako'y biglang nahilo, nawalan ng malay
Nang ako'y magising, aking napansin
Pangalan ng motel "Anito Inn"
Kaya't ang sabi ko: Naku! i-isplit na ako!
'Pag nabuko ang girlfriend ko, mahirap 'to
Nawala sa isip ko ang kanyang baywang
Nang nakita ko siya naka-twalya lang

When the night has come
At pinatay ang ilaw
Oh, madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh - oh stand by me
Oh madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen

Kami ay nagtawanan at nag-kuwentuhan
At doon sa sofa kami ay naglalampungan
Ang ginaw, para akong nasa Roppongi
Pinatay niya ang ilaw, then binuksan ang VCD
Doon sa kanyang kama, kami ay nahiga
Ako ay nagulat at ako ay nabigla
Ako'y nanginginig, pawis na pawis
Tinutok ko, pinasok ko and boy walang daplis
At ang sabi niya sa akin "Ahh-uh-ahh-ahh"
"Andrew, Andrew, sige pa, sige pa!"
Tumagilid, tumihaya, lumuhod at dumapa
Nang matapos na kami ang sabi niya "Isa pa nga"

When the night has come
At pinatay ang ilaw
Oh, madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh - oh stand by me
Oh madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen

Ang puting kumot pilit hinahablot
Likod ko'y namumula sa kakakalmot
Siya ay umuungol at umuungos
Siya'y init na init sa aking haplos
Pinagbigyan ko siya sa kanyang hiling
"Gusto ko yung ganito, yung gumigiling"
Magdamag nagpuyat, hanggang umaga
Napansin ko, shit kasama na pati na pinsan niya!

When the night has come
At pinatay ang ilaw
Oh, madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh - oh stand by me
Oh madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen

My Bathroom Queen (ah-ah, umh-umh) featuring: Rica Peralejo

I was in Malate, seven in the evening
I met this beautiful woman
Who captivated my eyes
Little did I know she was just a deceiver
She was hitting on me, asking for this, asking for that
Giving me instructions, even though we weren't official
To avoid suspicion, she started bragging
Saying she had a mansion in Alabang
I put my arm around her, really tight
Salivating over her tight skirt
When I looked away, I couldn't find her
My money was gone, I didn't even get a kiss

When the night has come
And the lights are turned off
Oh, often, she comes out
Bathroom queen
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh - oh stand by me
Oh often, she comes out
Bathroom queen

So she invited me to the bar
Said we should drink and she'd pay
So the two of us drank beer
I raised my mug and she said "Cheers"
What I didn't know was she put something in it
I suddenly felt dizzy and lost consciousness
When I woke up, I noticed
The motel's name was "Anito Inn"
So I said: Oh no! I have to split!
If my girlfriend finds out, this is going to be bad
I forgot about her waistline
When I saw her wearing only a towel

When the night has come
And the lights are turned off
Oh, often, she comes out
Bathroom queen
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh - oh stand by me
Oh often, she comes out
Bathroom queen

We laughed and talked
And on the sofa we were making out
It was so cold, I felt like I was in Roppongi
She turned off the light, then turned on the VCD
We lay down on her bed
I was surprised and shocked
I was trembling, sweating profusely
I aimed, I inserted it, and boy, it didn't even graze
And she said to me "Ahh-uh-ahh-ahh"
"Andrew, Andrew, keep going, keep going!"
We turned sideways, lay on our backs, knelt, and went face down
When we were done she said "One more time"

When the night has come
And the lights are turned off
Oh, often, she comes out
Bathroom queen
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh - oh stand by me
Oh often, she comes out
Bathroom queen

She kept grabbing the white blanket
My back was red from her scratching
She was moaning and groaning
She was burning hot from my touch
I gave in to her request
"I want it like this, the grinding one"
We stayed up all night, until morning
I noticed, shit, her cousin was there too!

When the night has come
And the lights are turned off
Oh, often, she comes out
Bathroom queen
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh - oh stand by me
Oh often, she comes out
Bathroom queen