Lyrics and translation Banda Los Recoditos - El Veterinario

El Veterinario

Disculpe señorita no es para que se me ofenda
Tampoco piense mal si es que no la tomo encuenta
Yo se que es un forrazo y que se cae de buena
Lo siento pero no puedo atenderla...

Yo se que su mirada a conquistado a mas de 1
Y que al morder sus labios a sus pies le cai el mundo
Su tecnica ha fallado conmigo no ha logrado
Echarme porque estoy enamorado...

Yo no soy veterinario
Con zorras y perritas yo no tengo trato
Si llega una culebra yo me hago pato
Mi jaula no es pa pasar el rato...

Yo no soy veterinario
Araña, lagartonas nunca habia tenido
Urracas y cotorras no entran en mi nido
De veras no fue un gusto haberla conocido...

(Esta bonita
Bonita. pero... Yo no soy veterinario)

Yo se que su mirada a conquistado a mas de 1
Y que al morder sus labios a sus pies le cai el mundo
Su tecnica ha fallado conmigo no ha logrado
Echarme porque estoy enamorado...

Yo no soy veterinario
Con zorras y perritas yo no tengo trato
Si llega una culebra yo me hago pato
Mi jaula no es pa pasar el rato...

Yo no soy veterinario
Araña lagartonas nunca habia tenido
Urracas y cotorras no entran en mi nido
De veras no fue un gusto haberla conocido...

Pero nada esta perdido
Conosco varios changos...
Que siempre andan urgidos...

The Veterinarian

Excuse me, miss, I don't mean to offend you
Don't take it personally if I don't pay you any mind
I know you're a fox and you're drop-dead gorgeous
I'm sorry, but I can't help you...

I know your tricks have worked on many men before
And that when you bite your lip, the world falls at your feet
But your tactics have failed with me, you haven't managed
To get me because I'm in love...

I'm not a veterinarian
I don't deal with vixens and bitches
If a snake comes along, I'll duck
My cage isn't for playing around...

I'm not a veterinarian
Spiders, lizards, I've never had any
Magpies and parrots don't belong in my nest
It really wasn't a pleasure to meet you...

(You're pretty
Pretty. But... I'm not a veterinarian)

I know your tricks have worked on many men before
And that when you bite your lip, the world falls at your feet
But your tactics have failed with me, you haven't managed
To get me because I'm in love...

I'm not a veterinarian
I don't deal with vixens and bitches
If a snake comes along, I'll duck
My cage isn't for playing around...

I'm not a veterinarian
Spiders, lizards, I've never had any
Magpies and parrots don't belong in my nest
It really wasn't a pleasure to meet you...

But all is not lost
I know some apes...
Who are always on the hunt...