Lyrics Showtime (feat. Jenny Owen Youngs) - Buffering the Vampire Slayer

Welcome to the Hellmouth, I see that you're new
Here are some apocalyptic CliffsNotes for you
Stay outta the alleys, and stick to State Street
And baby I'm the Slayer to beat, whoa
You know that I'm the Slayer to beat

Here in Sunnydale, there's a few things to know
If there's a graduation definitely don't go
The school is full of poltergeists and zombified jocks
And baby I'm the Slayer who rocks, oh yeah
Believe that I'm the Slayer who rocks

If you don't already know
Focus up, enjoy the show
When it's done, I'm sure you'll see
Why there's one Chosen One and it's me me me

Southern California, we got sunshine and sand
It's also party central for the demons and damned
You might have potential, but you're still pretty green
Remember I'm the Slayer supreme, whoa
You know that I'm the Slayer supreme

If you don't already know
Focus up, enjoy for the show
When it's done, I'm sure you'll see
Why there's one Chosen One and it's me me me

I send the baddies running from dusk until dawn
And if you don't believe me you can ask Turok-han
Oh no wait you can't - y'know I sent him to his grave
Cause baby, I'm the Slayer who slays, whoa
You know that I'm the Slayer who slays
Above all, I'm the Slayer who slays, that's right
Baby I'm the Slayer who slays