Lyrics The Offer (Skit) - C-Mob
C-Mob:
Yo
man,
what
you
doing
at
my
door?
The
Devil:
You
know
that
when
you
talk
about
me
there's
a
chance
I
Might
show
up,
And
I
heard
everything
you
just
said,
and
you're
correct
C-Mob:
So
what
are
you
here
for?
Cause
I've
told
you
time
and
time
again
I'm
not
selling
you
my
soul.
You've
been
offering
me
record
deals,
money,
women,
whatever.
I'm
not
selling
you
my
soul
man
The
Devil:
Calm
down.
I'm
not
here
for
that.
I'm
here
to
offer
you
a
job
C-Mob:
You're
here
to
offer
me
a
job?
The
Devil:
Yeah,
like
I
said,
Everything
you
were
just
talking
about
is
true
C-Mob:
So
what
kind
of
job
are
you
offering?
The
Devil:
I
want
you
to
be
one
of
the
devils
that
roams
the
Earth,
Every
soul
on
Earth
has
blessings
in
store
for
them
from
the
creator.
And
as
a
devil,
it's
our
job
to
tempt
and
make
sure
they're
worthy
Of
those
blessings
and
you
have
a
way
with
getting
through
to
people.
I
think
you'd
do
great
C-Mob:
As
interesting
as
that
sounds,
you
know
I
don't
trust
you?
The
Devil:
I
know
you
don't,
And
that's
why
I'm
willing
to
let
you
try
the
job
out
for
24
hours.
Then
after
that,
You
give
me
a
final
decision
on
whether
or
not
you
wanna
keep
the
job
C-Mob:
So
hold
on,
You're
telling
me
that
I
get
to
be
a
devil
for
24
hours?
The
Devil:
If
you
choose
to
try
out
this
job
I'm
offering,
Then
yes,
but
you'll
also
receive
all
the
powers
that
come
with
it
C-Mob:
Really?
Now
that
sounds
interesting.
Give
me
a
second
to
think
about
it
The
Devil:
I'll
give
you
a
few
minutes.
But
after
that,
you'll
be
commanded
to
make
a
choice
1 The Knock (Skit)
2 Speak of the Devil
3 The Offer (Skit)
4 Choice
5 The Deal (Skit)
6 Boogeyman
7 The News (Skit)
8 I've Been Told (Skit)
9 Dance with the Devil
10 The Revelation (Skit)
11 I'd Rather Not
12 The Conflict (Skit)
13 Drown My Demons
14 Broken
15 The Best Thing for You (Skit)
16 In Vain
17 The Decision (Skit)
18 Elevate
19 Very Well Then (Skit)
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