Lyrics and translation Connect - Kiki

Kiki

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Svaki dan zove me tvoja mama
I prica mi na telefon ta glupa sranja
Kao, ti si za mene prefina dama
Ali to nema, nema, nema veza s nama

Kazi mi, cim se bavis
Nis ne radis, stalno se klosaris
Veli, ti bus moju Kiki samo da pokvaris
Zato reci svojoj staroj da vise me ne zove
Jer doci cu gore i polomit cu joj noge

Kiki, tvoja stara mi kljuca po tikvi
Da moj zivot je jedan velik piknik
Kaze, di bus s takvom kosom nas o pos o
Ni kao komunalac ne bus pros o

Zato jer sam rascerupan, zgoljavi glupan
Zamolila me je da se bar okupam
Al nema sane kod tvoje mame
Kaj god da napravio, izvrijedjala me

Zato mislim da je najbolje
Da ne cujem vise niti a od nje
Lijepo joj reci neka zajebe
Moj zivot je takav i meni je ok

A ti dofuraj svoje stvari tu
I sve bit ce cool
Zaboravit cu sve kaj sam cul
O sebi, o tebi, zaboravit cu kak se zovem
Samo Kiki, imas nekaj love
Sve sam spisk o na kladi

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Pa ne mrem vise trpit njenu mamu
Zove me pet puta u jednom danu
Al izgleda ko globus i ima jaka ramena
Zna jiu-jitsu pa ju pustim da mi kenja

Ima me na piku jos od onog rucka
Pazi, dos o sam u goste i zgazio njenog cucka
Onda me je lupila zato kaj se ne izuvam
Jako me je boljelo jer bio sam uduvan
Sta da radim

Ma, sredit cemo problem
Imam dobar plan kako da pomognem
Zato smo i ovdje, buraz, da te tjesimo
Samo reci kako oces da je rjesimo

Mog o bi i ti otic do njene smocnice
Staviti joj otrov da okrene bjeloocnice
Ako ti je bed, k meni onda dodjite
Dofuraj njezin auto, a ja cu sjebat kocnice

I neces imat staru vise na pameti
U zavoju bez kocenja, da vidis kako leti
Velis da je s kamena i gadnu narav ima
S jednim oko vrata duboko ce plivat

Ili dok se kupa stara krava glupa
Upaljeni radio ubacit cu unutra
Ako kojim slucajem prezivi do jutra
Ma, oce malo sutra

A ti izvedi Kiki van, pocasti je kolacima
Za to vrijeme zmija sa balkona bit ce bacena
Sakrit cemo tragove na nekoliko nacina
Izgledat ce ko pljacka, u stanu premetacina

Velis da je stara jako ekoloski svjesna
Voli majku zemlju kao i svog pesa
Da i ona bude sretna i pociva u miru
U njenom cemo vrtu pokopati je zivu

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Kiki

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Your mom calls me every day
And tells me stupid crap on the phone
Like, you're too refined a lady for me
But that has nothing, nothing, nothing to do with us

Tell me, what do you do
You don't do anything, you just bum around all the time
She says you'll only spoil my Kiki
So tell your old lady to stop calling me
Because I'll come up there and break her legs

Kiki, your mom's getting on my nerves
She says my life is one big picnic
She asks, where will you go with such hair?
You won't even get a job as a garbage man

Just because I'm scruffy, a skinny fool
She asked me to at least take a bath
But there's no peace with your mom
Whatever I did, she insulted me

So I think it's best
That I don't hear another word from her
Tell her nicely to screw off
My life is like this and I'm okay with it

And you bring your things here
And everything will be cool
I'll forget everything I heard
About myself, about you, I'll forget my own name
Just Kiki, do you have any money?
I spent it all on bets

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I can't stand her mom anymore
She calls me five times a day
But she looks like a globe and has strong shoulders
She knows jiu-jitsu so I let her nag

She's had it in for me since that lunch
Look, I came over and ran over her dog
Then she hit me because I didn't take off my shoes
It hurt a lot because I was stoned
What should I do?

Don't worry, we'll fix the problem
I have a good plan to help
That's why we're here, bro, to comfort you
Just say how you want us to deal with her

You could go to her pantry
Put poison in it to make her roll her eyes
If you're scared, come to me then
Bring her car, and I'll mess up the brakes

And you won't have to think about your old lady anymore
In a turn without brakes, you'll see how she flies
You say she's from the sticks and has a nasty temper
With one eye around her neck, she'll swim deep

Or while the old stupid cow is bathing
I'll throw a turned-on radio inside
If by any chance she survives until morning
Yeah, fat chance

And you take Kiki out, treat her to cookies
Meanwhile, a snake will be thrown from the balcony
We'll hide the traces in several ways
It'll look like a robbery, a mess in the apartment

You say the old lady is very environmentally conscious
She loves Mother Earth as much as her dog
So that she too will be happy and rest in peace
We'll bury her alive in her garden

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