Lyrics Feel Like Hell Today - Cooper Alan

I got a spam call at 5 a.m.
The damn trash man missed my bin
And my neighbor's dog did his business on my fresh-mowed lawn again
I was trying to get to work on time
But the mailman blocked my drive
And douchebag Jim parked his Tesla in that spot he knows is mine

Some days people just suck
But I got my mind made up

Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today
No P.O.S gon' take a piss on my parade
I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today

Even if my ex goes 'round lying
Boss man tries to keep me all-nighting
Karen in the comments keeps tapping
I'll be doing just fine

Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today
No P.O.S gon' take a piss on my parade
I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today

(I'm being gosh damn good, dawg)

If you got a job that sucks
And if the taxman takes too much
Yeah, and if you need a strong one
Here's a sing-along one
Go on, raise it on up

Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today
No P.O.S gon' take a piss on my parade
I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
Ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today
I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
And ain't no asshole gon' make me feel like hell today