Lyrics and translation Cornelis Vreeswijk - Teddybjørnen

Teddybjørnen

Hon kallade mig sin teddybjörn, det kunde jag inte gilla
Hon tog mig för en smeksam figur när jag kände mig som en gorilla
Hon hade en massa ljuvliga ting som vem som helst skulle ha tänt på
Men hon kallade mig sin teddybjörn, det kan man bli impotent på!
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Hon sade: Min dumma teddybjörn, när jag till verket skulle skrida
Hon tyckte det var så trevligt så att mig i kramp se vrida
Hon sade att hon var kär i mig, det fanns blott ett litet aber
Hon kallade mig sin teddybjörn, den liknelsen var makaber!
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Hon kallade mig sin teddybjörn, det skall aldrig mera hända
I morrn "tar jag Mats ur skolan" för att aldrig mer återvända
Jag tål att bli kallad för vad som helst som finns inom jordesfären
Men kallar nån mig för teddybjörn så sätter jag mig på tvären!
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Tro inte att jag beklagar mig, jag har tålt långt hårdare törnar
Men så fort vi blev amorösa så begynte hon pladdra om björnar
Ja, så fort hon kom inom räckhåll för den sexuella finalen
Så kallade hon mig teddybjörn, då kunde jag blivit galen!
Ba-da-da-ba-di-di-do

Teddy Bear

She called me her teddy bear, and I couldn't take it
She thought I was a cuddly toy when I felt like a gorilla
She had lots of lovely things that anyone would have been turned on by
But she called me her teddy bear, it can make you impotent!
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She said: My silly teddy bear, when I was about to get to work
She thought it was so nice to see me writhe in spasms
She said she was in love with me, there was just one small problem
She called me her teddy bear, the comparison was macabre!
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She called me her teddy bear, it shall never happen again
Tomorrow I'm "taking Mats out of school" never to return
I can stand to be called anything that exists on earth
But if anyone calls me a teddy bear I'll get angry!
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Don't think I'm complaining, I've endured much harder thorns
But as soon as we became amorous she would start to talk about bears
Yes, as soon as she came within reach of the sexual finale
She called me a teddy bear, then I could have gone crazy!
Ba-da-da-ba-di-di-do