Lyrics and translation Cosmos People feat. Poetek - Bon Bon Bon Bon

Bon Bon Bon Bon

學弟學弟 是否覺得空虛
這裡那裡 都沒人懂你
制服褲裡 有個小小聲音
在告訴你 我要制服少女

每天在公車裡聞她的香氣
在補習班裡借她的鉛筆
週末看她Instagram的更新
週一騙她說：「我們昨天離的很近」

欸 告白用力被拒絕
腦袋裝不下牛頓力學
少女情懷就像多元入學
搞不懂居然還要付錢

黃白綠格子直條紋
像個癡漢排隊在各大校門
說話像跳針 身體像標本
這是我青春悲劇的腳本

0300341 學號代表我的男子氣
精力值爆表有三十億
最後還是輸給了愛情

所以學弟 要爭氣
浪漫就當浪費生命
沒有情人就當有錢人
當不了名人 也可以教英文

考試成績（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
老師的臉（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
口袋沒錢（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
我的初戀（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
考試成績（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
老師的臉（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
口袋沒錢（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
我的初戀（Bon Bon Bon Bon）

學弟學弟 面對升學壓力
你別覺得洩氣
教你幾招解題絕技要認真聽
師承我的恩師曾政清

他說 同學身為高三生
每天過得超煩悶
每天被那刁鑽科目搞得腰酸
又背痛快要爆肝還沒懂
呼吸困難像得高山症

但考大學 本來就像攻頂聖母峰
登山座標 你要隨時注重
別到了三千公尺才舉手跟老師說
老師 我忘記帶氧氣筒

抵達山峰 你以為已經結束廝殺
沒想到山頂還有一隻酷斯拉
不是吧 因此你要儲備火力
處變不驚 無限苦練 達到無懈可擊

證明題要前後夾擊 中間唬爛
面對難題別像一個傻逼 在那苦幹
學會武斷 放棄完美追求高分
公式要背好需要時腦中尻出讓答對率飆升

記得帶准考證
我們山頂勝利會師 同志們上陣
祝大家會寫的都寫對
不會寫都猜對
沒寫的都送分 get higher day

考試成績（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
老師的臉（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
口袋沒錢（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
我的初戀（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
考試成績（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
老師的臉（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
口袋沒錢（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
我的初戀（Bon Bon Bon Bon）

學長問你 幹嘛要談戀愛
請問你是他的未來還是備胎
來 學長問你 為什麼要升學
是要躲當兵還是為以後要掙錢

學長教你 記得靠爸
讀書很累 但電動還是要打
相信學長 因為學長走在最前面
最後學長不是給你叫 是留給學妹

考試成績（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
老師的臉（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
口袋沒錢（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
我的初戀（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
考試成績（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
老師的臉（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
口袋沒錢（Bon Bon Bon Bon）
我的初戀（Bon Bon Bon Bon）

Bon Bon Bon Bon

Junior, junior, do you feel empty?
No one understands you, here or there.
There's a little voice in your uniform pants,
Telling you, "I want a schoolgirl."

Every day on the bus, I smell her perfume.
In the cram school, I borrow her pencil.
On weekends, I check her Instagram updates.
On Mondays, I lie to her and say, "We were very close yesterday."

Hey, I confessed and got rejected hard.
My brain can't handle Newtonian mechanics.
A girl's feelings are like diversified enrollment,
I don't get it, and I still have to pay for it.

Yellow, white, green, striped
Like a pervert lining up at every school gate
My words are like a skipping record, my body like a specimen
This is the script of my tragic youth

0300341, my student ID represents my masculinity,
My energy level is off the charts, thirty billion strong,
But in the end, I still lost to love.

So, junior, you need to be ambitious,
Romance is a waste of time,
If you don't have a lover, you're rich,
If you can't be famous, you can teach English.

Test scores (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
The teacher's face (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
Empty pockets (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
My first love (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
Test scores (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
The teacher's face (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
Empty pockets (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
My first love (Bon Bon Bon Bon)

Junior, junior, facing the pressure of college entrance exams,
Don't feel discouraged,
I'll teach you some problem-solving skills, listen carefully.
Passed down from my mentor, Zeng Zhengqing.

He said, "Classmates, as a high school senior,
Every day is so frustrating,
Every day, you're tortured by those tricky subjects until your back aches,
And your back hurts so much you're about to burst, but you still don't understand,
It's hard to breathe, like you have altitude sickness.

But getting into college is like climbing Mount Everest,
You have to pay attention to the climbing coordinates at all times.
Don't wait until you're three thousand meters up to raise your hand and tell the teacher,
Teacher, I forgot to bring an oxygen tank.

When you reach the summit, you think the battle is over,
But there's a Godzilla on the top of the mountain.
No way, so you have to stockpile firepower,
Remain calm, practice endlessly, and become unassailable.

For proof questions, flank from the front and back, and bluff in the middle.
Don't be a fool when faced with difficult problems, just work hard.
Learn to make quick decisions, give up on perfection, and strive for high scores.
Memorize the formulas well, and when you need them, pull them out of your brain to increase your answer rate.

Remember to bring your exam admission ticket,
We will meet victorious at the top of the mountain, comrades, let's go!
I wish you all the best on what you can write,
And guess correctly on what you can't write.
For what you didn't write, we'll give you points, get higher day

Test scores (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
The teacher's face (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
Empty pockets (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
My first love (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
Test scores (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
The teacher's face (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
Empty pockets (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
My first love (Bon Bon Bon Bon)

Senior asks you, why are you in love?
Are you his future or his spare tire?
Come on, senior asks you, why do you want to go to college?
Is it to dodge the draft or to earn money in the future?

Senior teaches you, remember to rely on your dad,
Studying is tiring, but you still have to play video games.
Trust senior, because senior is ahead of you.
In the end, senior is not for you, it's for the junior girls.

Test scores (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
The teacher's face (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
Empty pockets (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
My first love (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
Test scores (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
The teacher's face (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
Empty pockets (Bon Bon Bon Bon)
My first love (Bon Bon Bon Bon)