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Pues
era
la
tercera
vez
que
la
invitaba
al
bar
Well
it
was
the
third
time
I
asked
her
to
the
bar
La
primera
y
la
segunda,
me
mandó
a
volar
The
first
and
second
time,
she
told
me
to
bugger
off
La
tercera
es
la
vencida,
donde
y
a
que
hora?
Third
time's
the
charm,
where
and
what
time?
Y
dijo
"se
puntual"
con
una
mirada
amenazadora!
And
she
said
"be
on
time"
with
a
threatening
look!
El
plan
era
perfecto,
la
voy
a
emborrachar
The
plan
was
perfect,
I'm
going
to
get
her
drunk
Cuando
esté
ahogada,
me
la
voy
a
tirar
When
she's
wasted,
I'll
take
her
to
bed
Al
salir
del
bar
me
dijo
"llevame
a
un
motel"
y
ya
encima
de
ella
no
lo
pude
creer!
When
we
left
the
bar
she
said
"take
me
to
a
motel"
and
when
I
was
on
top
of
her
I
couldn't
believe
it!
Estaba
yo
tan
pedo
I
was
so
drunk
Que
no
lo
pude
hacer
I
couldn't
f*ck
'Taba
yo
tan
pedo
I
was
so
drunk
Que
no
pude
co-jer!
I
couldn't
get
it
up!
Lo
itente
una
y
otra
vez,
nomas
no
iba
a
poder
I
tried
once
and
again,
I
couldn't
do
it
Le
dije
"estoy
muy
mal,
perdoname
mujer"
I
said
"I'm
really
bad,
forgive
me
woman"
Me
dijo
"ira
pendejo,
ponte
prioridades"
y
mientras
se
vestia
me
dijo
todas
mis
verdades!
She
said
"come
on
idiot,
get
your
priorities
straight"
and
while
she
was
getting
dressed
she
told
me
all
my
home
truths!
Estaba
yo
tan
pedo
I
was
so
drunk
Que
no
lo
pude
hacer
I
couldn't
do
it
'Taba
yo
tan
pedo
I
was
so
drunk
Que
no
pude
co-jer!
I
couldn't
f*ck!
(Instrumental)
(Instrumental)
Pues
si
amigo
mio,
escucha
mi
canción
Well
my
friend,
listen
to
my
song
Si
eres
muy
caliente
y
te
sientes
muy
cabron
If
you're
really
horny
and
you
feel
like
a
big
shot
No
te
me
apendejes,
termina
la
tarea
o
serás
la
burla
de
tu
bella
Dulcinea
Don't
be
a
little
sissy,
finish
the
job
or
you'll
be
the
laughing
stock
of
your
beautiful
Dulcinea
Estaba
yo
tan
pedo
I
was
so
drunk
Que
no
lo
pude
hacer
I
couldn't
do
it
Tan,
Tan,
Tan
pedo
So,
so,
so
drunk
No
lo
pude
creer
I
couldn't
believe
it
'Taba
yo
tan
pedo
I
was
so
drunk
Estaba
yo
tan
pedo
I
was
so
drunk
'Taba
yo
tan
pedo
I
was
so
drunk
Que
no
pude
co-jer!
I
couldn't
f*ck!
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Writer(s): cuca
Album
Semen
date of release
04-04-2017
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