Lyrics Right Train, Wrong Track (B-Side) - Cyndi Lauper

The train was leaving at ten after ten
I got to the station just in time to check in
I've been luggin' my bags all around
I'm trying hard to never knock people down
But I see I left a few on the ground
And as the train pulls away
I can hear the conductor say

Right track wrong train (right track wrong train)
Right track wrong train (right track wrong train)
I'm not to blame (not to blame)
Right track wrong train... train

I read my schedule, but my train wasn't there
They read my ticket, it said going nowhere
Everybody had the same tatooed face
All the women and men just dressed in lace
Oh I gotta get out of this place
Should got off before
The engineer locked the door
Right track wrong train (right track wrong train)
Right track wrong train (right track wrong train
I'm not to blame (not to blame)
Right track wrong train, train train, train, hey!

"Hey that's a neat tatoo you're
Wearing. By the way where'd you get it?
Uh, huh. Say is this an express train?
Uh, huh
Snack bar? Uh, huh. Uh, huh."

Something is happening so familiar to me
Is this the Outer Limits like on T.V?
Another empty town fading to gray
Another open home sign on the way
Have a cup of coffee, have a nice day (hey)
And as the train pushes off
We're headed for Babylon

Oh no...

Right track, wrong train, woah (right track wrong train)
Right track wrong train (right track wrong train)
Right track wrong train (Right track wrong train)
Right track wrong train

On the wrong train
On the right track
We don't know if she'll ever come back
What train is this?
Something is happening so familiar to me
Is this the Outer Limits like on T.V?
Have a cup of coffee, have a nice day, hey!
Right track...