Lyrics Frank and I - Davey K

Meet my friend, Frank Dinosaur
Not your average carnivore
Giant reptile looking for
Something good to eat

Took him to the corner store
Barely fit him through the door
Bought some guac, chips, cheese and more
We're gonna make some nachos

Then the guy at the checkout line
Sort of laughed at our groceries
And he said
Wow, that's a lot of cheese

Frank and I are gonna make nachos on a Saturday night
Time just passes by
As we gobble down the nachos loving every bite
I like making nachos too
I'm glad we found something
Fun to do on a Saturday night
Just Frank and I

Frank said
I'm not feeling well
My belly's like a carousel
It's churning, bloating
I can tell I gotta use the bathroom

I said, Sure, Frank, go ahead
Took my phone out and I read
If A Dinosaur Is Your Friend
Make Sure They Don't Eat Dairy

Then I thought to myself, Oh no
I think I've made a mistake
My dear Frank
I'm sorry for giving you a tummy ache

Frank and I
We ate too many nachos this Saturday night
Now Frank wants to cry
'Cause his belly's feeling awful and really not right
The guy at the store kind of gave a hint
That dinosaurs are lactose intolerant
Now we're paying the price
Just Frank and

I was looking forward to a night
With my bud and our favorite food
But the guilt that I'll carry when
I have to tell Frank that he can't have dairy

Frank and I will not be eating nachos on Saturday night
We'll just french some fries or prepare
A veggie platter or drink some Sprite
Frank's feeling better now
But he wants more nachos and I don't know how to tell him
Absolutely not

Let's just bake a pie
With a vegan crust
And some fresh blueberries
And definitely not whipped cream
It's gonna taste great
And your belly will not be mad at you
Then we can start a vegan baking TikTok channel
And call it Frank and I