Lyrics Too Much Blood in My Alcohol Level - David Ball

Mama
I found someone
Like you said
I took her home
She has no snout
But she's no doubt
The biggest pig I've known
I thought that she
Would help me out
With the laundry and the chores
But there are those
Who won't wash clothes
And guess
Who's scrubbin' the floors?
Mama she's lazy
Lazier than me
And on my couch
Is where she sits
She's always gonna be
I've never slept that long
She beats all I've ever seen
Mama she's lazy
She's lazier than me
And mama
You always said
Get the lead out of your pants
But that ol' phrase
Don't phase her daze
She's always in a trance
She's hung up on
The movie stars
On the afternoon TV
And now I'm concerned
She ain't worth a dern
And i can't even get her to leave
Mama she's lazy
Lazier than me
And on my couch
Is where she sits
She's always gonna be
She's never swept the floor
Since she swept me off my feet
Mama she's lazy
She's lazier than me
Ohh

Mama she's lazy
She's lazier than me