Lyrics and translation Decko - Kokot, Dvihni Ma!

Kokot, Dvihni Ma!

(šak zavolaj mu kokot.
Dobre, dobre šak počkaj už vytáčam)

Stále nedvíhaš, more čo robíš?
šak nejsu vianoce, salonkami stromček asi nezdobíš.
Nač ti je keď si kurva hluchý?
No tak nač ti je keď máš cez deň režim Tichý
Kokot dvihni ma, nebudem ti volať tisíc krát nebaví ma doňho už tvoje meno a číslo naťukať.

Dvihni ma, more dvihni!
Alebo te mobil radšej zhltni!
Nemám trpezlivosť počúvať to jak ti dookola zvoní lebo z toho zvonenia mi v hlave mega brní
A už prešlapujem a to neni dobre znamenie
Sme sa dohodli. čo vykonávaš honenie?
Alebo ťuťuli Muťuli zo starou.
Kokot dvihni ma! už som mega pod parou...

Ja čakám.Stále čakám. Pri tom čakaní už pomaly kakám.
Prečo nedvíhaš ty kokot, nikto nevie.
Preto som si spravil zatial na hajzli pohodlie.
Rátam torpéda pustené za vlasť, dvihni nech to počuješ jak člupkaju mam odposluch nahlas.

Kokot dvihni ma, nerobíš válaš doma gule nemáš obchodné stretnutie len ťa žerú mrle.more.
čo hráš piškvorky? alebo s babkou v kuchyni zavaraš uhorky?
Neklepeš rezne, nevrtaš, nepereš, tak kurva neviem prečo mi to nebereš.
Jedno je fakt pravda, si v tom mimoriadne dosledny, no vizerá to medzi nami na kontakt posledný

Máš v piči? dobre už aj ja!
Mažem okamžite tvoje čislo z mojho prístroja.
Nesnaž sa mi volať spať, neznáme nedvíham a vieš čo? ic do pice

You Motherfucker, Give Me a Call!

(just call him a motherfucker.
Okay, okay just wait, I'm already dialing)

You're still not answering, what the hell are you doing?
it's not Christmas, and I know you're not decorating your tree in the living room.
What do you need a phone for if you're deaf?
Why do you need it if you have Silent mode on all day long?
Motherfucker pick up, I'm not going to call you a thousand times, I'm tired of typing your name and number over and over.

Pick up, asshole, I said!
Or just swallow your phone!
I don't have the patience to listen to how your phone rings all the time because that ringing makes my head hurt
And now my patience is wearing thin and it's not a good sign
We agreed. What, are you jerking off?
Or are you cuddling with your granny.
Motherfucker pick up, I'm totally drunk now...

I'm waiting. Still waiting. Now I'm shitting while I wait.
Why aren't you picking up you jerk, nobody knows.
So I came to take a shit.
I'm pooping my life away for my country, pick up and listen to my shit falling into the toilet because my bathroom echo is on full blast.

Motherfucker pick up, you're not at home rolling joints, you don't have any meetings, only flies are eating you, man!
What, are you playing tic-tac-toe? or are you in the kitchen with your grandma making pickles?
You're not pounding steaks, drilling, or washing clothes, so why the fuck aren't you answering the phone.
One thing is true though, you're extremely consistent about it, it really feels like this will be the last time we ever speak

Do you not give a shit? Okay, now I don't either!
I'm deleting your number from my phone right now.
Don't try to call me back, I don't answer unknown calls and you know what, go to hell