Lyrics and translation Dynamic Duo - 퉁 되는 Brothers (The Toong Bros) (Feat. Topbob)

퉁 되는 Brothers (The Toong Bros) (Feat. Topbob)

목요일 밤에 나 친구들과 소라탕 죽이는 포장마차에서
소주한잔 마시다가 필이 많이 꽂혀서 홍대로 쐈어
클럽으로 갔어 오! 뭔 사람이 이리 많어?
뭔 남자들이 이리떼들처럼 많어?
젠장 성비가 7: 3 승부욕이 떨어지네
우린 추남들의 비만상 꿇리는게 짜증나서
급하게 좀 괜찮은 후배하나 불렀는데
이새끼 BB크림 바르고 왔네
야이 개*끼야 우린 어떡하라고 야이 나쁜*끼야
어쨌건 텐션올랐으니 짠해
취하니까 내 발이 자동으로 가네 저기요 위에서 술 한잔 하실래요?
(What the f**k you, toaking yo ma girl, man?)
안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
퉁되는 거야 왜 난 퉁되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 안 먹히는거야?
개코는 out 펜치의 달인
덕후같은 새끼한테 까지 발린
텐션 올려라 데킬라로 마취
시킨후에 난간앞에 집합 빨리
핸드폰에 시계가 나를 재촉해도
파고들 틈이 없어 모두다 부비니까
찜통에 모자라도 벗고 싶은데
조금만 참자 스타일 구기니까
새신발은 밟혀 새까매지고
사람은 슬슬 다 빠지고
저쪽에 수백번 마주친 눈빛
따라가니 남자친구 있거나
(춤만 추러 왔는데요?)춤만추러 왔다고
또다시 난감 패자들의 눈빛 교환
구석에 여자셋, 3: 3좋아
보쌈하듯이 끌고 나왔는데
밝은데서 보니까 '최자'가 더예뻐 안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
퉁되는 거야 왜 난 퉁되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 안 먹히는거야?
(오케이 가야지)
(너 어떡할껀데?)
(나 택시타고...)
(야 짝 맞춰야 할거아냐!)
(먼저가라고 씨* 내 후배야 이 개*끼야)
(아하하)
(잘가)
(가!)
우리는 추남 둘에다가 돼지하나!
상대는 인간 둘에다가 폭탄하나!
아몰라 나 취했어 아무나 골라
현실의 맞춰 눈 낮춰 그냥 신나게 놀자
똥 끓여 먹은듯 입안은 텁텁해(벌겋게)
충혈된 두 눈은 뻑뻑해
지금은 오전 여섯시 여섯시
아침까지 게임판을 벌였지
살리고 살리고 술에 취한 말들은 비틀비틀 달리고
우리 신사동 대표 프로게이머 팀웍에
그녀들은 완전히 발리고
적시, 적소에 터지는 웃긴 얘기 십단콤보에
분위기는 하하호호 근데 처음부터 소외가 됐던 폭탄이
늦었으니 집에 가자며 판을 깨
(아 이 나씨 어떡할라고 그래?)
(아까 씨* 맡았어야 될거아냐?)
(아근데 걘 진짜 아니다)
(아근데 그리고 사실은 우리가 좀 여기 오래있었어)
(아 이 씹)
(아이 몰라 가가가 밥먹으러 가)
(어디가?)
(아이 그냥 가)
(아이 지금 해떴어 어디가?)
(가 따라와)
안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
퉁되는 거야 왜 난 퉁되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 난 안되는 거야 왜 난
안되는 거야 왜 안 먹히는거야?
(아 지금 하는데 있어 잘 하는데)
(어디?)
(KB헤븐이라고 가보면 알어)
(어디?)
(아 있어 김밥천국)
(으흐흐흐흫흐흐)
(씨*!!)

Brothers Who Get Turned Down (The Toong Bros) (Feat. Topbob)

On Thursday night, at a street food stall having a blast with my friends
After a few drinks, I felt a little tipsy and we decided to head to Hongdae
We went to a club, damn! So many people here
Why are there so many dudes here?
Damn, the gender ratio is 7:3, my competitive spirit is dwindling
We're tired of being rejected by these overweight losers
So we quickly called a decent-looking junior of ours
This punk came with his face covered in BB cream
Yo, dude! What are we supposed to do with you? You're useless!
Anyway, the mood's up, let's get lit
I'm drunk, my feet are moving automatically, hey lady, would you like a drink up there?
(What the f**k you, toaking yo ma girl, man?)
Why not? Why can't I? Why me?
Why do I get turned down? Why me? Why me?
Why not? Why can't I? Why me?
Why not? Why am I not getting any?
Ugly faces, masters of the friend zone
Even nerds are rejecting me
Get high on tequila
After that, meet me at the railing, quickly
Even though my watch on my phone is urging me
There's no time to break away, everyone's groping
I want to take off my clothes, I'm boiling
But I'll hold on for a little longer, my style is being compromised
My new shoes are getting stepped on, turning black
The crowd is slowly dispersing
The girl I made eye contact with hundreds of times over there
When I followed her, she had a boyfriend
(I just came here to dance)You just came here to dance, you say
Another awkward moment, losers exchanging glances
Three girls in the corner, 3:3, perfect
I dragged them out like a boss, but
When I saw them in the light, 'the best' one wasn't so pretty, why not? Why can't I? Why me?
Why do I get turned down? Why me? Why me?
Why not? Why can't I? Why me?
Why not? Why am I not getting any?
(Okay, let's go)
(What are you going to do?)
(I'm taking a taxi...)
(Hey, shouldn't we split the fare?)
(You go first, you son of a b****, this punk is mine)
(Hahaha)
(Take care)
(Go!)
We're two ugly dudes and a pig!
Our opponents are two people and a bomb!
I don't know, I'm drunk, pick anyone
Lower your standards, party hard in this reality
My mouth feels like I've been eating s**t (my face is red)
My bloodshot eyes are bleary
It's six o'clock in the morning now
We've been playing games since the morning
Living and drinking, our drunken words are tripping over each other
To our Shinsadong pro gamer team's
They're going crazy
Funny stories that hit the mark
The atmosphere is lively, but the bomb that has been neglected from the beginning
It's getting late, let's go home, it's breaking the game
(Oh, what are we going to do?)
(Shouldn't we have taken turns with that b****?)
(Oh, by the way, it's not real)
(Oh, but by the way, we've been here for a while)
(Oh, this b****)
(I don't know, let's go eat)
(Where?)
(Just go)
(Where is it? It's already dawn)
(Follow me)
Why not? Why can't I? Why me?
Why do I get turned down? Why me? Why me?
Why not? Why can't I? Why me?
Why not? Why am I not getting any?
(Oh, it's where we're playing now, it's good)
(Where?)
(If you go to KB Heaven, you'll know)
(Where?)
(Oh, there's Gimbap Heaven)
(Hahaha)
(Son of a b****!!)