Lyrics and translation Eason Chan - 笑死朕

笑死朕

若是未习惯 计数 算数 放弃饰演祖冲之
在中文科 李白 都有讲
自古天生 有用 不要慌
尚有一线希望
然后明白
地上没别个 似我说笑 说到差利都开声
问我索取秘方
崇拜我的杀伤力
只可以讲
无厘头原为 寻求 和平
无聊学叙述 另类 行为习性
怎麼你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
活著就是痛 哄哄 骗骗 骗了三餐加一宿
白手兴家 你在讲废话
另一边厢 我在 讲笑话
两者一决高下
还未谈及
电视在直播 某个 政客 说了整整七分钟
闷到我熄了他
来个笑话笑死朕
不可以吗
耶和华民望日日 落后
如来佛避忌 就话 投陈奕迅
怎麼你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
Eric Kwok
拜托开个玩笑 令人觉得好笑
Jerald Chan
你说得太烂了 没人笑
怎麼你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴
好想笑 终於我开窍
不可勉强别人
只得我 有办法 按住我 笑穴
怎麼你 眼泪喷 肚麻痹 脱牙骹
皆因我 暗地里 按住你 笑穴
邀请你 接下句 当回礼 当复仇
可惜你 却没有 发现我 笑穴

Laugh to death, my king and queen

If you don't get used to counting and giving up playing Zu Chongzhi
In Chinese, Li Bai has said
Innate talent has its uses, don't panic
There is still a glimmer of hope
Then you'll understand
On earth, there's no other like me, making jokes and making people laugh
Asking me for the secret recipe
Admiring my lethal charm
I can only say
Nonsense is originally for seeking peace
Boringly describing unusual behaviour
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach paralyzed, and your teeth chattering?
Because I'm secretly pressing on your funny bone
I invite you to finish the sentence as a gift or revenge
Unfortunately, you didn't find my funny bone
Life is full of pain, coaxing and cheating, cheating for three meals and a night
Talking about starting from scratch is nonsense
On the other side, I'm telling jokes
The two are on a par with each other
Not to mention
The TV is broadcasting live, a politician spoke for seven minutes
I'm so bored that I turned him off
Tell me a joke to make me laugh
Can't I?
Jehovah's popularity is declining day by day
Tathagata Buddha avoided talking about it and instead voted for Eason Chan
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach paralyzed, and your teeth chattering?
Because I'm secretly pressing on your funny bone
I invite you to finish the sentence as a gift or revenge
Unfortunately, you didn't find my funny bone
Eric Kwok
Please make a joke that makes people laugh
Jerald Chan
What you said was so bad that no one laughed
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach paralyzed, and your teeth chattering?
Because I'm secretly pressing on your funny bone
I invite you to finish the sentence as a gift or revenge
Unfortunately, you didn't find my funny bone
I finally figured it out
You can't force others
Only I can hold my own funny bone
Why are your eyes watering, your stomach paralyzed, and your teeth chattering?
Because I'm secretly pressing on your funny bone
I invite you to finish the sentence as a gift or revenge
Unfortunately, you didn't find my funny bone