Lola - El Chojin translation in English

Lola

¿¡Que!? Hola, buenas noches venia a buscar a Lola
Habíamos quedado para irnos de copas
Dígala que estoy aquí si no le importa vale, soy Oscar

"No va
No me gusta que salga por ahí de copas
Se va a quedar en casa haciendo sus cosas
Mientras viva en casa va a cumplir mis normas
Así que no va"

Pero oiga
Le aseguro que yo soy buena persona
Que voy a cuidar muy bien de su Lola
Prometo traerla a casa a su hora ¿eh?

"No va"
Gorda, con la tontería me ha cortao la historia
Tendré que ver que es lo que hago ahora
Cuando iba a casa sonó mi motorola
Y era Lola

Dijo "hola
No hagas caso a mi madre que esta loca
Esta noche me quedo en casa sola
Pásate por aquí en un par de horas
Y me sobas!"

Mola! no sabia que fuera tan lanzada Lola
Me pase por allí pasadas dos horas
Estaba impaciente por verla a solas
Llegue y dije hola "hola"

Use la técnica que siempre funciona
Le propuse una partida a la consola
Pero Lola no tenia tiempo para bromas
Y entro en trompa, toma

Toma, cuando me di cuenta estábamos sin ropa
Lola fue directa a cogerme la cola
Parecía ser que estaba muy cachonda
Y yo mas bien

Si se movieron con el volumen primero digan (no, no sin condòn)
Si le disfruto lo que encontró en el volumen dos digan (no, no sin condòn)
Esto que ven es parte del volumen tres (no, no sin condòn)
Si les mola la historia de Lola y quieren que siga digan (no, no sin condòn)

Lola,
No te creas que lo que me haces no me mola
Pero creo que has olvidado una cosa
Déjame que saque un condón de la bolsa y goza

"No da
Aprovecha tonto que a mi no me importa
No pierdas el tiempo poniéndote goma
Usar plastiquito a mi me corta
Así que goza"

Pero Lola imagino que lo que dices es broma
No la meto ahí sin goma ni de coña
Imaginate que fueran asi todas
Venga tonta "

¿Què? ¿tonta?
Mira listo voy a decirte una cosa
No tengo ninguna mierda contagiosa
Parece que piensas que soy una zorra
Bien búscate a otra"

Fin de la historia
Lo ultimo que supe acerca de esa Lola
Es que estaba embarazada y sidosa
Así que te aconsejo una cosa
Controla, no te la juegues
Se que a veces cuesta guardar los papeles
Pero cuídate no te arriesgues
Y usa goma siempre
Con la mierda que comes es suficiente
Haz lo que debes

Si se movieron escuchando el volumen primero digan (no, no sin condòn)
Si le gusto lo que encontró en el volumen dos digan (no, no sin condòn)
Esto que ven es parte del volumen tres (no, no sin condòn)
Si sabes que el sida se pilla por que se descuida (no, no sin condòn)

Lola

What!? Hello, good evening, I came looking for Lola
We were supposed to go out for drinks
Tell her I'm here if you don't mind, okay, I'm Oscar

"She's not going
I don't like her going out for drinks
She's going to stay home doing her things
As long as she lives in this house, she'll follow my rules
So she's not going"

But listen
I assure you, I'm a good person
I'm going to take good care of your Lola
I promise to bring her home on time, okay?

"She's not going"
Damn, with that nonsense, she cut my story short
I'll have to see what I do now
When I was heading home, my Motorola rang
And it was Lola

She said "hello
Don't pay attention to my mother, she's crazy
Tonight I'm staying home alone
Come over in a couple of hours
And you can touch me!"

Cool! I didn't know Lola was so forward
I went over there after two hours
I was impatient to see her alone
I arrived and said hello "hello"

I used the technique that always works
I proposed a game on the console
But Lola had no time for games
And she came in strong, here we go

Here we go, when I realized, we were without clothes
Lola went straight to grab my ass
It seemed like she was really horny
And so was I

If you moved with the first volume, say (no, no without a condom)
If you enjoyed what you found in volume two, say (no, no without a condom)
This you see is part of volume three (no, no without a condom)
If you like the story of Lola and want me to continue, say (no, no without a condom)

Lola,
Don't think I don't like what you're doing
But I think you've forgotten something
Let me get a condom from the bag and enjoy

"No way
Take advantage, silly, I don't care
Don't waste time putting on a rubber
Using plastic cuts me off
So enjoy"

But Lola, I imagine what you're saying is a joke
I'm not putting it in there without a condom, no way
Imagine if they were all like that
Come on, silly "

What? Silly?
Look, smart guy, I'm going to tell you something
I don't have any contagious crap
It seems like you think I'm a slut
Well, find yourself another one"

End of the story
The last thing I heard about that Lola
Is that she was pregnant and had AIDS
So I advise you something
Control yourself, don't play with fire
I know sometimes it's hard to keep it in your pants
But take care of yourself, don't risk it
And always use a condom
With the crap you eat, it's enough
Do what you should

If you moved listening to the first volume, say (no, no without a condom)
If you liked what you found in volume two, say (no, no without a condom)
This you see is part of volume three (no, no without a condom)
If you know that AIDS is caught because you are careless (no, no without a condom)