Elton John - Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who’d Be a Turkey at Christmas) Lyrics

Lyrics Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who’d Be a Turkey at Christmas) - Elton John



(Oh, lovely it is
I love the vocal talent)
Sittin' here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand
Oh, I've had a few too many and it's gettin' hard to stand
I keep hearin' noises from my fireplace
I must be goin' crazy or the brandy's won the race
And I keep hearin'
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
On my roof there's snorting sounds and bells inside my head
My vision's blurred with color and all I see is red (all he see is red)
There's a pair of large sized wellies (Wellies!) That's coming down my flue
And the smell of burnin' rubber, oh, it's fillin' up the room
And I keep hearin' (five, six, seve, eight)
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
And here he comes now
And we keep hearin'
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! He! He! He!
What frivolity for me
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? (Happy Christmas, everybody)
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
Your fat and jolly friend draws near...



Writer(s): BERNIE TAUPIN, ELTON JOHN


Elton John - Rare Masters
Album Rare Masters
date of release
01-01-1992

1 Seasons (From "Friends" Soundtrack)
2 Can I Put You On - From “Friends” Soundtrack
3 Honey Roll - From “Friends” Soundtrack
4 Rock and Roll Madonna
5 Rock Me When He's Gone
6 Michelle's Song - From “Friends” Soundtrack
7 Four Moods - From “Friends” Soundtrack
8 House of Cards
9 Screw You (Young Man's Blues)
10 All Across the Havens
11 I've Been Loving You
12 Planes
13 Sugar On The Floor
14 Whenever You're Ready (We'll Go Steady Again) - Single Version
15 Just Like Strange Rain
16 Lady Samantha
17 I Meant To Do My Work Today (A Day In The Country) - From “Friends” Soundtrack
18 Step Into Christmas
19 Variation On Friends - From “Friends” Soundtrack
20 Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who’d Be a Turkey at Christmas)
21 Jack Rabbit - Single Version
22 Skyline Pigeon (piano version)
23 I Saw Her Standing There - Live From Madison Square Garden, USA/1974
24 Madman Across the Water
25 Grey Seal
26 One Day At a Time
27 Friends (From "Friends" Soundtrack)
28 Let Me Be Your Car (Demo Version)
29 Variation on Michelle's Song (A Day in the Country) (From "Friends” Soundtrack)
30 Madman Across the Water (Original Version)
31 Seasons Reprise (Original Soundtrack Recording)
32 Four Moods (Original Soundtrack Recording)
33 I Meant to Do My Work Today (A Day In the Country) [Original Soundtrack Recording]
34 Variation On Friends (Original Soundtrack Recording)
35 Honey Roll (Original Soundtrack Recording)
36 Can I Put You On (Original Soundtrack Recording)
37 Variation On Michelle's Song (A Day In the Country) [Original Soundtrack Recording]
38 Seasons (Original Soundtrack Recording)
39 Michelle's Song (Original Soundtrack Recording)
40 Friends (Original Soundtrack Recording)
41 Grey Seal (version 1970)
42 Sick City
43 Cold Highway
44 I Saw Her Standing There (Live 1974 - Madison Square Garden, NY)
45 Bad Side of the Moon
46 It's Me That You Need
47 Here's to the Next Time
48 Rock 'n Roll Madonna
49 Whenever You're Ready (We'll Go Steady Again)
50 Friends (Original Soundtrack Recording)
51 It's Me That You Need
52 Bad Side Of The Moon - Single Version
53 Seasons - Reprise / From “Friends” Soundtrack




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