Lyrics and translation Gem Boy - Di che cacca sei?

Di che cacca sei?

La cacca Hulk dallo sforzo ti gonfi tutto,
Diventi verde, quando hai finito sei distrutto;
La cacca opera la guardi e ne sei fiero,
Vuoi fotografarla e spedirla al mondo intero;
La cacca splash va giu come un siluro,
Ti fa incazzare perché ti schizza il culo;
RIT:
Ciao come stai, conoscerti vorrei
Dimmi come la fai e di che cacca sei.
La cacca Shakpeare e una cacca un po' fasulla,
Fai solo scoreggie tutto rumore per nulla;
La cacca stalattite non finisce mai
Ma se ti scuoti la staccherai,
La cacca bastarda lascia la sorpresina,
E tu che pensavi faccio solo una scoreggina;
RIT:
Ciao come stai, conoscerti vorrei
Dimmi come la fai e ti diro'chi sei.
La cacca obliqua ti pulisci per un'ora,
Poi ti guardi e sei sporco ancora
La cacca titanic sembra inaffondabile ma,
Lo sai che prima o poi s'inabissera';
Ma la cacca piu anormale e chiamata babbo natale,
Cosi'grande chissa passare da un camino cosi' stretto come diamine fara';
RIT:
Ciao come stai, conoscerti vorrei
Dimmi come la fai e di che cacca sei.
La cacca discreta inodore va subito giu;
La cacca spia dopo un po'ritorna su;
La cacca paperino dopo che l'hai guardata,
Eclamerai "cazzo che cagata"
RIT:
Ciao come stai, conoscerti vorrei
Dimmi come la fai e di che cacca sei.
RIT:
Ciao come stai, conoscerti vorrei
Dimmi come la fai ma chi la fa l'aspetti.

What Kind of Poop Are You?

The Hulk poop from the effort your whole body swells,
You turn green, when you're done you're destroyed;
The work poop you look at it and you're proud,
You want to photograph it and send it to the whole world;
The splash poop goes down like a torpedo,
It makes you angry because it splashes your ass;
CHORUS:
Hello how are you, I would like to meet you
Tell me how you do it and what kind of poop you are.
The Shakespeare poop is a bit of a fake poop,
You just fart all the noise for nothing;
The stalactite poop never ends
But if you shake it you will detach it,
The bastard poop leaves a surprise,
And you thought I was just farting;
CHORUS:
Hello how are you, I would like to meet you
Tell me how you do it and I'll tell you who you are.
The oblique poop you clean for an hour,
Then you look at yourself and you're still dirty
The titanic poop seems unsinkable but,
You know that sooner or later it will sink;
But the most abnormal poop is called Santa Claus,
So big who knows how it will pass through such a narrow chimney how the hell will it do it;
CHORUS:
Hello how are you, I would like to meet you
Tell me how you do it and what kind of poop you are.
The discreet odorless poop goes down right away;
The spy poop comes back up after a while;
The Donald Duck poop after you've looked at it,
You'll exclaim "damn what a shit"
CHORUS:
Hello how are you, I would like to meet you
Tell me how you do it and what kind of poop you are.
CHORUS:
Hello how are you, I would like to meet you
Tell me how you do it but who does it let's wait.