Lyrics and translation Gin Lee - 認真先輸了

認真先輸了

撞了衫 穿崩了 若你想偷笑便偷笑 隨便笑
壞了車 失足了 運氣太差了 大不了
買一張戲票 供給觀眾笑
流淚能搞笑 流淚還美妙
最慘痛一秒 高聲笑
你經濟被圍剿 失戀太難受了
跌一跤差到不再差被娛樂化 先開竅
如同戇男搞笑 如同大傻美妙
你買彩票都已 輸光了
你可當為煩擾 可當為玩票
你的苦況何苦悲觀化 誰認真先輸了
又透支 腰骨痛 面再三黑了又黑了 還未了
又發福 給拋棄 壞到要慘叫 便慘叫
你哭泣上吊 比不起說笑
流淚能搞笑 流淚還美妙
最慘痛一秒 高聲笑
你經濟被圍剿 失戀太難受了
跌一跤差到不再差被娛樂化 先開竅
如同戇男搞笑 如同大傻美妙
你買彩票都已 輸光了
你可當為煩擾 可當為玩票
你的苦況何苦悲觀化 誰認真先輸了
不得了... 不得了... 不得不了
誰人為誰搞笑 誰人為誰照耀
這搞笑專家 不得了
有恐怖事纏繞 失戀有何重要
跌一跤差到不再差便娛樂化 別困擾
一千個在苦笑 一億個在苦笑
與搞笑部隊 大合照 失手都算渺小
差經濟沒緊要 哀痛未發表
然後 學會 自嘲 都好笑

The One Who Laughs First Loses

I crashed my shirt and ruined it If you want to laugh then laugh, laugh all you want
I crashed my car and fell down My luck is so bad But that's okay
I'll just buy a movie ticket and let the audience laugh at me
Crying can be funny Crying can be beautiful
The most painful moment, laugh out loud
Your finances are besieged and you're heartbroken
Falling down to the point where you can't get any worse, and then it becomes entertaining, you finally get it
Like a clumsy boy who's funny, like a big fool who's beautiful
You've lost all your money buying lottery tickets
You can think of it as a nuisance, or you can think of it as a game
Why be pessimistic about your suffering? The one who takes it seriously loses first
Overdraft, back pain, your face is darker than ever and it's not over yet
You're getting fat, you're getting dumped, it's so bad you want to scream, then scream
Your crying and hanging yourself is no match for a good laugh
Crying can be funny Crying can be beautiful
The most painful moment, laugh out loud
Your finances are besieged and you're heartbroken
Falling down to the point where you can't get any worse, and then it becomes entertaining, you finally get it
Like a clumsy boy who's funny, like a big fool who's beautiful
You've lost all your money buying lottery tickets
You can think of it as a nuisance, or you can think of it as a game
Why be pessimistic about your suffering? The one who takes it seriously loses first
Oh my... Oh my... Oh my...
Who's making who laugh? Who's shining for whom?
This comedian, oh my...
There are worse things than being haunted by ghosts, being heartbroken is nothing
Falling down to the point where you can't get any worse, and then it becomes entertaining, don't be bothered
A thousand people are laughing bitterly, a hundred million people are laughing bitterly
Take a group photo with the comedy squad, even your failures seem insignificant
It doesn't matter if your finances are bad, your sadness hasn't been published
Then, learn to laugh at yourself, and everything will be funny