Lyrics and translation H-Man - カミシバイ

カミシバイ

これだろ やっぱこれだろ これでしょ 所詮これでしょ
なんだかんだと言っても結局 世の中最後にこれだろ

紙芝居 これは紙芝居 紙芝居 全て紙芝居
紙芝居 これは紙芝居 紙芝居 だから紙芝居

ただの紙でもカミじゃない 無料よりも高い物はない
実体あるのか それ自体 でも見えないだけに危うい地雷
地獄の沙汰さえも金次第 世知辛いけど そんな時代
紙が社会 世界支配する 楽しい悲しい紙芝居

紙芝居 これは紙芝居 金次第という紙芝居
紙芝居 全て金次第の 楽しい悲しい紙芝居

お金がないからお金が 欲しくなんのかお金が
でもお金があったらお金が 惜しくなんのがお金か
お金が欲しいなお金が お金があったらお前ら
言うこときくだろヘラヘラってあることないことペラペラ
薄っぺらだなヒラヒラ まるで紙みたいだな札びら
これだろ やっぱこれだろ これでしょ 所詮これでしょ
お金があったら何でも 買える何でもかんでも
鼻をかんでも かんでも 尻を拭いても 拭いても
紙がいるだろ お金が やっぱりお金は紙だろ
これだろ やっぱこれだろ これでしょ 所詮これでしょ

紙芝居 これは紙芝居 金次第という紙芝居
紙芝居 全て金次第の 楽しい悲しい紙芝居

数の理論だ政治は だからお金が必要 政治家
金の理論の政治屋達の どこにあるのか正義は
お金の病だ 病気だ しかもかなりヤバいが正気か?
政治献金 現金 違法な献金 厳禁
だけどパーティ券なら平気 それじゃ饅頭がわりのケーキ
これだろ やっぱこれだろ これでしょ 所詮これでしょ

紙芝居 これは紙芝居 金次第という紙芝居
紙芝居 全て金次第の 楽しい悲しい紙芝居

お金があったら女が 寄ってくるかな女が
そりゃ寄ってくるだろ女が お金にたかる女か
お金がかかる女が 代わる代わるか そんなら
これだろ やっぱこれだろ これでしょ 所詮これでしょ
お金がなければ男は 立つ瀬も顔も男は
無いのか つらいよ男は だったらチンチン取ったら
女になれるか そしたら お金で性別買えるか?
戸籍の上では変るが 手術で性別変えれば

紙芝居 これは紙芝居 金次第という紙芝居
紙芝居 全て金次第の 楽しい悲しい紙芝居

Kamishibai

It must be this, it must be this, this must be it, it can't be anything else.
No matter what, in the end, this is what the world always comes down to.

Paper theatre, this is paper theatre, paper theatre, all paper theatre.
Paper theatre, this is paper theatre, paper theatre, so it's paper theatre.

Even plain paper is not God, there's nothing more expensive than something that's free.
Does it really exist, in itself, but being invisible makes it a dangerous landmine.
Even hell's punishments can be bought with money, how cynical, but that's the way it is these days.
Paper is what rules society and the world, the happy and sad paper theatre.

Paper theatre, this is paper theatre, money-based paper theatre.
Paper theatre, all about how money works, the happy and sad paper theatre.

Is it because I don't have any money that I want money, or is it money that
When I have money, I feel sorry for spending it, is that what money is?
I want money, oh money, if I had money, you all
Would do whatever I said, giggling and gossiping about nothing.
It's so thin, it flutters, just like paper, the bills.
It must be this, it must be this, this must be it, it can't be anything else.
If I had money, I could buy anything, anything at all.
I could blow my nose with it, wipe my behind with it, anything I wanted.
You still need paper, don't you? Money, money is paper, after all.
It must be this, it must be this, this must be it, it can't be anything else.

Paper theatre, this is paper theatre, money-based paper theatre.
Paper theatre, all about how money works, the happy and sad paper theatre.

Politics is the theory of numbers, that's why politicians need money.
Politicians who follow the theory of money, where can we find justice?
It's the disease of money, a disease, and a pretty bad one at that, are you serious?
Political donations, in cash, illegal donations, forbidden.
But if it's a party ticket, it's okay, so it's like a dumpling instead of a cake.
It must be this, it must be this, this must be it, it can't be anything else.

Paper theatre, this is paper theatre, money-based paper theatre.
Paper theatre, all about how money works, the happy and sad paper theatre.

If I had money, would women come to me? Would they?
Of course they would come to me, women who are after money?
Women who cost money, one after another, in that case,
It must be this, it must be this, this must be it, it can't be anything else.
If I didn't have any money, I wouldn't have any standing or face as a man.
I don't have any, it's tough being a man, so if I cut off my penis,
Could I become a woman? Then could I buy my sex with money?
It may change on paper, but if you change your sex with surgery,

Paper theatre, this is paper theatre, money-based paper theatre.
Paper theatre, all about how money works, the happy and sad paper theatre.