Lyrics and translation Horkýže slíže - Bezďák Pôjde Po Červenom Koberci

Bezďák Pôjde Po Červenom Koberci

Herečka v tangáčoch prdla si práve
Ako keď písknete na poľnej tráve
Vzdychala v noci, ticho a v tom apartmáne
(Asi tam nesrala, taký pocit máme)
Za potlesku, za búrlivého hvizdu
Jurij z Karlových Varov skloňoval pizdu
Ja pizdu, ty pizďoš a dosť bolo žartu
Prichádza kúzlo, vyber si kartu

Beztak je tu malá šanca, zober si
Že bezďák pôjde po červenom koberci
Beztak je tu malá šanca, zober si
Že bezďák pôjde po červenom koberci

Tento rok tešme sa na ples v opere
Program taký, že sa každý posere
Spevácke vystúpenie našich Nízlových dvojčat
(Moderné tance sporo odetých dievčat)
Pomajbo, jak je zvykom sem tam niekedy
Urobí pre nás malú stand-up comedy
Jurij ukáže, jak získať miliardu
Prichádza kúzlo, vyber si kartu

Beztak je tu malá šanca, zober si
Že bezďák pôjde po červenom koberci
Beztak je tu malá šanca, zober si
Že bezďák pôjde po červenom koberci

(Dámy a páni... Eva Pilarová!)

Červený koberec lémuje schody-dy- dy.
Celý program má zaujímavé body-dy- dy.
A mimochodom, povedzme si len tak na okraj
(Tá mama mala pravdu, mama was right-aaa)
Amatér zahrá hovno a možno, že nie
Vie zahrať strach, keď mu ho niekto naženie
A s bielym prachom v nose počas hazardu
Prichádza kúzlo vyber si kartu

Beztak je tu malá šanca zober si
Že bezďák pôjde po červenom koberci
Beztak je tu malá šanca, zober si
Že bezďák pôjde po červenom koberci

Homeless Guy Will Walk on the Red Carpet

The actress in the thong farted just now
Like when you whistle in the field grass
She sighed at night, quietly and in that apartment
(She probably didn't shit there, that's what we feel)
Amidst applause and boisterous whistles
Yuri from Karlovy Vary was declining the pussy
I'm a pussy, you're a pussy-lover and enough of the jokes
The magic is coming, choose a card

Anyway, there's a small chance, take it
That a homeless guy will walk on the red carpet
Anyway, there's a small chance, take it
That a homeless guy will walk on the red carpet

This year, we look forward to the ball at the opera
The program is such that everyone will shit themselves
Singing performance by our Nizlo twins
(Modern dances by scantily clad girls)
Pomajbo, as is customary, sometimes
Will do a little stand-up comedy for us
Jurij will show you how to get a billion
The magic is coming, choose a card

Anyway, there's a small chance, take it
That a homeless guy will walk on the red carpet
Anyway, there's a small chance, take it
That a homeless guy will walk on the red carpet

(Ladies and gentlemen... Eva Pilarová!)

The red carpet lines the stairs-dy-dy.
The entire program has interesting points-dy-dy.
And by the way, let's just say casually
(That mom was right, mom was right-aaa)
An amateur will play shit and maybe not
He can play fear when someone drives it into him
And with white powder in his nose during the game
The magic is coming, choose a card

Anyway, there's a small chance you'll take it
That a homeless guy will walk on the red carpet
Anyway, there's a small chance, take it
That a homeless guy will walk on the red carpet