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Fakty

Je tu nové číslo týždenníka Fakty.
Pri oplodňovaní kráv si zlomil ruku v lakti.
Pieseň Braňa pre Noru sa stala megahitom.
Samček modlivky to prežil a boli sme pri tom.

Čím boli na karnevale, Kramár, Kuly, Ťapák.
S cédečkami škrábem okná, tvrdí Paľo Drapák.
Súťaž o tri Mitsubishi a dva lístky do kina.
Proste dobrá kokokoko plus plagát Tina.

Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.
Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.

Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.
Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.

Lalalalalálá, lalalalalálá

Je tu nové číslo týždenníka Fakty.
Paris Hilton na pumpe si dala dole gaťky.
Konečne sme našli pravú mamu Desperáda.
Koza vzala ovcu na koňa a prišlo mláďa.

Pred obchodom s hračkami sa hádžu deti o zem.
Stará mama v Letanovciach má len 28.
Súťaž o tri Toyoty a plagát Ibi Majgu.
S priloženým kupónom máš za korunu fajku.

Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.
Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.

Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.
Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.

Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.
Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.

Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.
Neverte všetkému, čo napíšu.
Niekedy napíšu aj napíšu.

Facts

A new issue has arrived.
Broke my hand elbowing a cow during insemination.
Bran's song for Nora has become a megahit.
The praying mantis survived and we were right there with it.

What were Kramár, Kuly, and Ťapák at the carnival?
Paľo Drapák: I use my CDs to scrape windows.
Contest for three Mitsubishis and two tickets to the cinema.
Simply fantastic plus a Tina poster.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.

Lalalalalálá, lalalalalálá

A new issue has arrived.
Paris Hilton dropped her trousers at the gas station.
Desperado's true mother has finally been found.
A goat took a sheep for a ride on a horse and a hybrid was born.

Children are throwing themselves on the ground outside a toy shop.
A grandmother in Letanovce is only 28 years old.
Contest for three Toyotas and a poster of Ibi Majga.
Get a pipe for a koruna with the enclosed coupon.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.

Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.
Don't believe everything you read.
Sometimes, I write things that are true.