Lyrics and translation Jaze - Son Cosas

Son Cosas

Les voy a contar una que me pasó...
Vamo' a ver si alguno se identifica.

Me desperté, me volví a dormir y me desperté,
La universidad era a las 8 y mi examen a las 10.
Eran las 9 con 40, no me di cuenta pero apague,
La alarma y no escuche.

Que había sonado como 90 veces,
Salí volando de la cama y pa' la ducha,
Después dos panes franceses y pa' fuera,
El taxi espera,
Y pa' mala suerte mía dejé adentro las llaves y la billetera.

La consecuencia de mi acción,
Es que tuve que llamar a mi mama que no contestó.
Creí que estaba trabajando pero no
Porque hay algo que yo no sabía que contaré a continuación

Yo no tuve otra que trepar,
Para esto mi jato tenía un garaje alto
Y arbustos para que no entren a robar,
Pero quién se iba a imaginar,
Que yo iba a tener que hacer de ladrón por mis llaves olvidar.

Pero claro la alarma estaba activada,
Y por supuesto que lo pensé, pero después de que sonara,
Y palta porque estaba encima, a tres metros sobre el piso,
Los vecinos se reían de mi desgracia... Pero bueno me deslizo.

Por el tronco que daba hacia adentro,
Pensaba "puedo acordarme de la clave si me concentro",
Para desactivar ese sonido tan violento,
Que afuera ya causaba desconcierto.

Entonces entré, desactive, la apagué, me acordé la clave,
No saben la alegría que sentía pero grave
Lo que se venia, porque justo el timbre sonó,
Tocaba la vecina a la que llamo la atención.

Una alarma para robos a las 10 de la mañana,
Porque claro por mi jato casi nunca pasa nada.
Yo le contestaba; le dije que fue mi error,
Después de una puteada se largó.
Yo como "Don Ramón" queriendo tirar el gorrito;
Lo único que tiraba eran mis notas por el examen escrito
Al que hubiese llegado si no fuese por una alarma,
O si es que hiciera las cosas con calma.

Me fui al cuarto para sacar las llaves y la billetera,
Tenia 3 monedas de dos lucas para pagar la carrera,
Ahí me acorde que estaba el taxi afuera,
Tuve que cancelarle al toque para que se fuera.

Casi que pienso, ¿qué estoy haciendo?
¿Por qué improviso todo el tiempo y lo hago todo al último momento?
Seguro que es mi estilo, el problema es que me impaciento,
Todo eso en mi mente pero el reloj seguía corriendo.

Ya daban las 10, el examen ya había empezado,
Yo sacaba mis cosas y salía todo apurado,
Esperanzado, por llegar a la hora,
Salí corriendo por la cocina pero tiré la licuadora.

Y se rompió, y claro como si barrer supiera.
Si mi mamá se entera "uyuyuy" la que me espera.
¿Que hacía barriendo yo?, pensaba en mi mala suerte.
Tenía que ser fuerte, pero en mi mente

Ya aparecía la escena del salón cerrado con todos,
Entonces pedí el taxi para llegar y ni modo.
Le mande un mensaje a mi mama como por instinto,
Con un corazón pa' que se vea lindo.

Licuadora destruida, la pared hasta casi despinto.
Las cosas que pueden pasar solo si me despisto.
Agarré mi celular y me enteré allí mismo
Que lo único que no sabía es que ese día era domingo

Habían salido y me dejaron una nota;
Que pasaban por mí a las 10:30 y que deje comida para las mascotas,
¿Cómo pude ser tan idiota?
Menos mal que no soy de esas personas que explotan

Porque claro yo juraba que era lunes,
Y le buscaba explicaciones a confusiones no tan comunes,
Como un estúpido me sentí,
Pero le conté a mis panas y no hicieron más que sonreír

Y se fueron en risas bad, también mi mama,
Mi papa, mi hermano o tú que me acabas de escuchar,
Porque puedo ser un despistado y muchas cosas más,
Pero lo bueno es que siempre tengo historias para contar.

Siempre tengo historias para contar...

Son Cosas

I'm going to tell you about something that happened to me...
Let's see if any of you can relate.

I woke up, went back to sleep, and woke up again,
University was at 8 and my exam at 10.
It was 9:40, I didn't realize but I turned it off,
The alarm and I didn't hear it.

Which had sounded like 90 times,
I flew out of bed and to the shower,
After two French breads and out,
The taxi waits,
And for my bad luck I left the keys and wallet inside.

The consequence of my action,
Is that I had to call my mom who didn't answer.
I thought she was working but no
Because there is something I didn't know that I will tell next

I had no choice but to climb,
For this my house had a high garage
And bushes so they don't come in to steal,
But who would have imagined,
That I was going to have to play thief for forgetting my keys.

But of course the alarm was activated,
And of course I thought about it, but after it went off,
And avocado because it was on top, three meters above the ground,
The neighbors were laughing at my misfortune... But hey, I slide.

By the trunk that went inwards,
I thought "I can remember the password if I concentrate",
To deactivate that violent sound,
That outside was already causing bewilderment.

Then I entered, deactivated, turned it off, I remembered the password,
You don't know the joy I felt, but seriously
What was coming, because just the doorbell rang,
The neighbor I call attention to was playing.

A burglar alarm at 10 in the morning,
Because of course almost nothing ever happens for my house.
I answered her; I told her it was my mistake,
After a curse she left.
Me as "Don Ramon" wanting to throw the hat;
All I was throwing were my grades for the written exam
To which I would have arrived if it weren't for an alarm,
Or if I did things calmly.

I went to the room to get the keys and wallet,
I had 3 two-lucas coins to pay for the race,
There I remembered that the taxi was outside,
I had to cancel it right away so it would go away.

I almost think, what am I doing?
Why am I improvising all the time and doing everything at the last minute?
Surely it's my style, the problem is that I get impatient,
All that in my mind but the clock kept ticking.

It was already 10, the exam had already started,
I took my things and went out in a hurry,
Hopeful, to arrive on time,
I ran out through the kitchen but threw the blender.

And it broke, and of course as if sweeping knew.
If my mom finds out "uyuyuy" what awaits me.
What was I doing sweeping?, I thought about my bad luck.
I had to be strong, but in my mind

The scene of the closed room with everyone was already appearing,
So I ordered the taxi to arrive and no way.
I sent my mom a message as if by instinct,
With a heart so it looks pretty.

Destroyed blender, the wall almost unpainted.
Things that can happen only if I get lost.
I grabbed my cell phone and entered there myself
That the only thing I didn't know is that that day was Sunday

They had gone out and left me a note;
That they would come for me at 10:30 and leave food for the pets,
How could I be so stupid?
Luckily I'm not one of those people who explode

Because of course I swore it was Monday,
And I was looking for explanations for not so common confusions,
I felt like a fool,
But I told my friends and they did nothing but smile

And they went into bad laughter, also my mom,
My dad, my brother or you who just heard me,
Because I can be clueless and many other things,
But the good thing is that I always have stories to tell.

I always have stories to tell...