Lyrics and translation Jean-Michel Bernard - Gérard explique REM

Gérard explique REM

C'est très fatigant le rêve
C'est, c'est épuisant en fait
Les rêves ont des cycles, hein
T'as le sommeil lent
T'as le sommeil profond
Et t'as le sommeil paradoxal

Bla, bla, bla (en fait, pendant le sommeil lent...)
Gérard, you are an ignorant guru
White girls fall for gurus
Maybe they believe they will learn
Some deep truth about themselves
My dad was not a guru

Are you in love Stéphane?
T'as rencontré quelqu'un Stéphane?
T'as rencontré quelqu'un?

Gérard Explains REM

Dreaming is so tiring, my love.
It's, it's exhausting, actually.
Dreams have cycles, you know.
There's slow-wave sleep.
There's deep sleep.
And there's REM sleep.

Blah, blah, blah (actually, during slow-wave sleep...).
Gérard, you are an ignorant guru.
White girls fall for gurus.
Maybe they believe they will learn
Some deep truth about themselves.
My dad was not a guru.

Are you in love, Stéphane?
Have you met someone, Stéphane?
Have you met someone?