Lyrics and translation Khaliji feat. Fihan Al Masrdi & Saad Al Hajri - Lbah 'Enek

Lbah 'Enek

قالك واحد الجزار راح يخطب قالولو "لازم
تدفع خمسة ملاين مهر قاللهم "علاش شحال للكيلو"
واحد فنيان يخدم في حانوت تاع الدجاجيبيع الدجاج حي جات عندو وحدة و
قالتلو "شوفلي دجاجة فيها 2كيلو". اياشاف مليح فالدجاج وقا
ل"اللي فيها 2كيلو تنوض"
واحد ال قعد ينبح حتى ضرو راسو... علاه.كان ينبح في واحد اطرش
زوج كباش تفاهمو مع بعض .كل واحد يعور الاخر
.باش ما يدبحوهمش فالعيد الكبير
حمار شاف خطيبته (حمارة)قالها"وقتاش نتزوجو
يا حمارة" قاتلو"كي تريقل هدرتك يا واحد الحمار

Play with You

A butcher said he's going to get married. They said,
"You have to pay a dowry of five million." He said, "Why? How much per kilo?"
A butcher worked in a chicken shop. He sold live chickens. A woman came
to him and said, "Find me a chicken that weighs 2 kilos." He looked
at the chickens carefully and said, "The one that weighs 2 kilos is standing up."
A man kept barking until he hurt his throat... Why? He was barking at a deaf person.
Two rams made a pact: They would hit each other
so that they wouldn't get slaughtered for the big festival.
A donkey saw his sweetheart (a she-donkey) and said,
"When are we getting married, my dear?" She said, "When you shave your tail, you donkey."