Lyrics and translation Khaliji feat. Saleh Al Yami - Khalony Assg

Khalony Assg

قالك واحد الجزار راح يخطب قالولو "لازم
تدفع خمسة ملاين مهر قاللهم "علاش شحال للكيلو"
واحد فنيان يخدم في حانوت تاع الدجاجيبيع الدجاج حي جات عندو وحدة و
قالتلو "شوفلي دجاجة فيها 2كيلو". اياشاف مليح فالدجاج وقا
ل"اللي فيها 2كيلو تنوض"
واحد ال قعد ينبح حتى ضرو راسو... علاه.كان ينبح في واحد اطرش
زوج كباش تفاهمو مع بعض .كل واحد يعور الاخر
.باش ما يدبحوهمش فالعيد الكبير
حمار شاف خطيبته (حمارة)قالها"وقتاش نتزوجو
يا حمارة" قاتلو"كي تريقل هدرتك يا واحد الحمار

My Darling

My darling, a butcher came to ask for your hand in marriage. They said,
"You must pay five million dollars as her dowry." He replied, "Why? How much per pound?"
A butcher was working in a chicken shop, selling live chickens. A woman came up to him and
said, "Find me a chicken that weighs 2 kilos." He looked at the chickens carefully and said,
"The one that weighs 2 kilos is standing up."
A man barked until his throat got sore. Why? He was barking at a deaf man.
Two rams made an agreement with each other. Each one would beat up the other
so that they wouldn't be slaughtered for the big holiday.
A donkey saw his fiancée (a female donkey) and said to her, "When will we get married,
my darling?" She replied, "When you stop braying like a donkey."