Arcade - La Caution translation in English

Arcade

NIKKFURIE:
Impressionnant, Shoot them up, invraisemblable, destressant!

Hi-tekk:
Mitraillette am? ricaine jamais nickel, pas d? tiquettes jama? caines,
Allez ricane et prends ce jerricane dans les dents.
Tire dessus et tue les tous!
J? ai quelques cr? dits dans la borne, mets les pi? ces dans la fente.
Nouvelle existence: r? sistance au stress.
Presse le bouton, les pixels se multiplient.
Ma? tre concepteur de programmes:? tre dans l? erreur, c? est le bug.
Tra? tre dans le c? ur, du propane en polygones.
Polyglotte num? rique, une? nigme et de l? air,
Laisse la place aux mercenaires: c? est la fin du jeu.
Cal? dans le canap?, je cavale et l? cran m? avale.
J? ai le joypad, je p? n? tre l? ar? ne: gladiateur de chambre.
Fen? tre sur cour, amateur de plantes,
Mon esprit se d? fenestre? la sueur de sang.
J? appuie sur start et select en pressant b x y z
Mario kart autocar, je ne sais o?
Pariez aux cartes au poker? Je me d? brouille.
Mari? aux femmes de Quimper, je me desao? le.
Arriv? au clash de synth? se, je me d? double.
Animez vos faces de simplets sur le playground.
Paniquez vos m? res, c? est la guerre jusqu? beyrouth.

NIKKFURIE:
Impressionnant, Shoot them up, invraisemblable, destressant!
Qu? importe le level, j? serais pr? sent, capable de faire l? oppressant!
Yo, impressionnant, Shoot them up, invraisemblable, destressant!
Qu? importe le level, j? s? rais pr? sent, capable de faire l? oppressant!
Hey Annette, prends la mannette:
Le stick de joie qui se trouve dans la mallette Dim,
Celle qui s? trouve sous l? jean?
J? suis l? mari v? ner, appelle moi Nikkfurie Sim? s!

REFRAIN (x 2):

Haineux, bizarre, t? aimes les trucs: Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis,
Play 2, Dreamcast et Gamecube, tu persistes et causes d? gats des r? tines!

Hi-tekk:
Je concr? tise avant d? tre compl? tement sous
L? effet de la skunk ma poule!
Et j? ai de la gueule j? te saoule!
Branche la p? ritel, h? rit? e de mes disquettes,
M? ditez mes s? ries z et visez donc l? piderme
De cette pin-up qui se pixellise et dit non!
Sinon cette antilope se disloque, ses pixels se pr? cisent
Quand j? les pilonne, c? est direct et terrible? direct et terrible?
Direct et terrible? direct et terrible?

REFRAIN (x 2):

Haineux, bizarre, t? aimes les trucs: Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis,
Play 2, Dreamcast et Gamecube, tu persistes et causes d? gat des r? tines!

Hitekk:
Si t? as les nerfs solides ou l? air s? v? re
Que t? aimes Tchernobyl ou les exc? s
Alors passe le stage et les levels
C? est le ninja ga? den qui tue
Dans son p? tit aquarium qui fume.
Mon optique? quoi j? donne l? illumination
Quand je m? illustre, inactif tu es radio.
Appelle-moi tron ma? tre contr? le principal ou tombe!
Gicle en pixels, niques l? antith? se,
Cycle binaire: z? ro, z? ro, un, un, z? ro, z? ro, syntax error?

NIKKFURIE:
Crazy Taxi, signes obsc? nes, pine de chien,
Mine de rien, infiltr? comme Splinter Cell.
Winter Games qui m? reviennent,
J? ai rendu r? el le cyber sex.
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis?
Jesus ne m? conna? t pas, pas comme les gars de Genesis?
Tu n? auras vraiment pas de vie suppl? mentaire,
Je suis un r? sident des villes pas s? dentaires!

REFRAIN (x 2):

Haineux, bizarre, t? aimes les trucs: Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis,
Play 2, Dreamcast et Gamecube, tu persistes et causes d? gat des r? tines!

Arcade

NIKKFURIE:
Impressive, Shoot them up, improbable, destressing!

Hi-tekk:
American machine gun never nickel, no Jamaican labels,
Go ahead and laugh and take this jerrycan in the teeth.
Shoot them and kill them all!
I have some credits in the terminal, put the coins in the slot.
New existence: resistance to stress.
Press the button, the pixels multiply.
Master program designer: being in error is the bug.
Traitor in the heart, propane in polygons.
Digital polyglot, an enigma and air,
Make way for the mercenaries: it's game over.
Stuck on the couch, I gallop and the screen swallows me.
I have the joypad, I penetrate the arena: bedroom gladiator.
Window on the courtyard, plant lover,
My mind defenestrates with the sweat of blood.
I press start and select by pressing b x y z
Mario kart autocar, I don't know where
Bet on cards in poker? I'm getting by.
Married to the women of Quimper, I am desperate.
Arrived at the synthesis clash, I double down.
Animate your simpleton faces on the playground.
Panic your mothers, it's war all the way to Beirut.

NIKKFURIE:
Impressive, Shoot them up, improbable, destressing!
Whatever the level, I would be present, capable of doing the oppressive!
Yo, impressive, Shoot them up, improbable, destressing!
Whatever the level, I would be present, capable of doing the oppressive!
Hey Annette, take the controller:
The joystick of joy that is in the Dim briefcase,
The one that's under the jeans?
I'm the revered husband, call me Nikkfurie Sim? s!

CHORUS (x 2):

Hateful, bizarre, you like things: Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis,
Play 2, Dreamcast and Gamecube, you persist and cause retinal damage!

Hi-tekk:
I materialize before being completely under
The effect of the skunk my chick!
And I have the mouth I'm getting you drunk!
Plug in the scart, inherited from my floppy disks,
Meditate my series z and aim for the epidermis
Of this pin-up who is pixelated and says no!
Otherwise this antelope dislocates, its pixels become more precise
When I shell them, it's direct and terrible? direct and terrible?
Direct and terrible? direct and terrible?

CHORUS (x 2):

Hateful, bizarre, you like things: Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis,
Play 2, Dreamcast and Gamecube, you persist and cause retinal damage!

Hitekk:
If you have strong nerves or a severe look
That you love Chernobyl or excesses
So pass the stage and levels
It's the garden ninja who kills
In his little aquarium which smokes.
My optics? what I give is illumination
When I illustrate myself, inactive you are radio.
Call me tron main control or fall!
Freeze into pixels, screw the antithesis,
Binary cycle: zero, zero, one, one, zero, zero, syntax error?

NIKKFURIE:
Crazy Taxi, obscene signs, dog prick,
Mine of nothing, infiltrated like Splinter Cell.
Winter Games that come back to me,
I made cyber sex real.
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis?
Jesus doesn't know me, not like the Genesis guys?
You really won't have an extra life,
I'm a resident of non-sedentary cities!

CHORUS (x 2):

Hateful, bizarre, you like things: Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis,
Play 2, Dreamcast and Gamecube, you persist and cause retinal damage!