Lyrics and translation LaBrassBanda - Des konnst glam

Des konnst glam

Des konnst glam aber umidran geht si grad ned
Hint und vorn der ganze bua a depp i glab des geht si grad ned
Des konnst glam aber umidran geht si grad ned
Vor de meine histelln und so doa i glab des kert si gar ned
Des konnst glam aber umidran geht si grad ned
Schau mi no guad o i glab dann sigst as scho, des geht si grad ned
Des konnst glam aber umidran geht si grad ned
Zupf di wupf di schleich di denn sonst setz i zu am Arschknedl o.

Des konnst glam aber wegschaun geht si grad ned
Zerscht a dicke hosn dann an schwanz eiziang geht si grad ned
Des konnst glam aber wegschaun geht si grad ned
Vor de sacha schleicha meng drugga meng geht si gar ned
Des konnst glam aber umidran geht si grad ned
Koanna traud si's song jeda grinst nur geht si gar ned
Des konnst glam aber umidran geht si grad ned
Zupf di wupf di schleich di denn sonst setz i zu am Arschknedl o

You can't do that, but you can try

You can argue, but she still won't budge
Loser from head to toe, that's for sure
If you can't convince her, then give up, boy
Don't waste your time trying to impress her, it won't work
If you can't talk her into it, then forget about it
Just take a good look at me and you'll see, it's hopeless
If you can't convince her, then give up, boy
Get lost, disappear, or I'll kick your butt.

If you can't accept it, then don't look
First you put on your fat pants, then you get a boner
If you can't control yourself, then don't even try
Don't try to touch me, creep, it won't happen
If you can't accept it, then give up, boy
Nobody believes you, everyone's laughing at you
If you can't convince her, then forget about it
Get lost, disappear, or I'll kick your butt.