Lyrics and translation Los Cantores de Chipuco - El Celular

El Celular

Saymon y memo, que calor que calor (pa todos los barrios y las comunas tambien)que calor que calor.
(Hector y vitor)que calor que calor carval koko y coronel y nosotros somos los cantores de chipuco (que calor que calor)

YO YA NO ME AGUANTO NI LOS CALZONCILLOS,
TENGO LLENO DE CALLOS TODOS LOS PIES,
NO TENGO NI PAL BUS NI PA UN COLECTIVO,
PA ESTUDIAR Y TRABAJAR YA ME ENVALE.
(Con ese afro comprate una motoneta.)

ME FUI A EMPEÑAR LA LAVADORA DE LA CASA POR ESO NO LE DAN SINO 50 BARRAS.
ME DIERON UN REQUE DE MOTO ACABADA
ESE PEDAZO NO SIRVE NI PA' CHATARRA(que perol)
NO LA SE PRENDER NO SE MANEJAR Y AHORA QUE HAGO?(es q es muy bruto)LA VOY A VENDER Y ME COMPRO UN RENAULT 4

YO YA NO ME AGUANTO NI LOS CALZONCILLOS,
TENGO LLENO DE CALLOS TODOS LOS PIES,
NO TENGO NI PAL BUS NI PA UN COLECTIVO,
PA ESTUDIAR Y TRABAJAR YA ME ENVALE.
(Que renault 4 tan hermoso vos)

ARRANQUELO ARRANQUELO LE DAÑO EL BOMPEEEER
ARRANQUELO ARRANQUELO TIENE ROTO EL MOFLEEE.
(Es como atembao)
ARRANQUELO ARRANQUELO LE DAÑO EL BOMPEEEE
ARRANQUELO ARRANQUELO TIENE ROTO EL MOFLEEE.

TODOS NOS VOLAMOS DE CLASE VAMOS TREMENDO PARCHE NOS FUIMOS DE PARRANDA (wipipipi octavio veni bailemos
Tectonik dj octavio dj.)

YO ESTOY VIENDO MUCHOS PATOS Y NO SE VE LA PLATA PA' PAGAR LA ENTRADA(y ahora q vamo a hacer)
YO SOY AMIGO DEL QUE MANDA VAMONOS PAL CARRO YO HAGO UNA LLAMADA.
Pasame el celular hay hay el celular hay hay el celular hay hay pasalo pues.
Pasame el celular hay hay el celular hay hay el celular hay hay pasalo pues.

LO BOTE LO TENIA EN LE BOLSILLO Y LO BOTE (pone el denuncio) Y AHORA QUE VAS HACER. LO BOTE LO TENIA EN EL BOLSILLO Y LO BOTE (pedi reposicion)Y AHORA QUE VAS HACER

SE LO ROBO LA DEL ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELUUU.
SE LO ROBO LA DEL ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELUUU.

DEPRONTO ESTA EN LA GUANTERA 500 PARA EL QUE LO VEA
TIMBRAME A VER SI ME SUENA. (esa panela no tiene antena.)
DEPRONTO ESTA EN LA GUANTERA 500 PARA EL QUE LO VEA
TIMBRAME A VER SI ME SUENA.(era prepago.)

Pasame el celular hay hay el celular hay hay el celular hay hay pasalo pues.
Pasame el celular hay hay el celular hay hay el celular hay hay pasalo pues.

(Sabes quien se lo robo? la que tenia el zobaco todo peludo. pa' que jarten... carval koko y coronel y nosotros somos los cantores de chipuco toca pues

The Cell Phone

Saymon and memo, how hot it is (for all the neighborhoods and the communes too) how hot it is.
(Hector and vitor) how hot it is, carval koko and coronel and we are the singers of chipuco (how hot it is)

I CAN'T EVEN STAND STILL IN MY UNDERWEAR,
THE SOLES OF MY FEET ARE COVERED IN BLISTERS,
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE BUS OR A COLLECTIVE,
IT'S KILLING ME TO STUDY AND WORK.
(Why don't you buy yourself a moped with that afro?)

I WENT TO PAWN THE HOUSE'S WASHING MACHINE, THAT'S WHY THEY ONLY GAVE ME 50 BARS.
THEY GAVE ME A BROKEN MOTORCYCLE,
THAT PIECE OF JUNK ISN'T EVEN WORTH SCRAP (that was stupid)
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO START IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IT, AND NOW WHAT DO I DO? (you're just so dumb) I'M GOING TO SELL IT AND BUY A RENAULT 4

I CAN'T EVEN STAND STILL IN MY UNDERWEAR,
THE SOLES OF MY FEET ARE COVERED IN BLISTERS,
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE BUS OR A COLLECTIVE,
IT'S KILLING ME TO STUDY AND WORK.
(What a beautiful renault 4 you've got)

I STARTED IT AND IT DAMAGED THE BUMPER,
I STARTED IT AND NOW THE MUFFLER'S BROKEN.
(He's so slow)
I STARTED IT AND IT DAMAGED THE BUMPER,
I STARTED IT AND NOW THE MUFFLER'S BROKEN.

WE ALL SKIPPED CLASS, WE'RE GOING OUT WITH A BANG, WE'RE GOING TO PARTY (wipipipi octavio come dance
Tectonik dj octavio dj.)

I'M SEEING A LOT OF DUDES AND I DON'T SEE ANY MONEY TO PAY FOR THE TICKET (and now what are we going to do)
I'M FRIENDS WITH THE BOSS, LET'S GO TO THE CAR AND I'LL MAKE A CALL.
Pass me the cell phone, there, there's the cell phone, there, there's the cell phone, there, there, pass it here.
Pass me the cell phone, there, there's the cell phone, there, there's the cell phone, there, there, pass it here.

I THREW IT AWAY, I HAD IT IN MY POCKET AND I THREW IT AWAY (go file a complaint) AND NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? I THREW IT AWAY, I HAD IT IN MY POCKET AND I THREW IT AWAY (ask for a replacement) AND NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

THE CHIC WITH THE HAIRY ARMPITS STOLE IT, ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELUUU.
THE CHIC WITH THE HAIRY ARMPITS STOLE IT, ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELU, ZOBACO PELUUU.

MAYBE IT'S IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT, 500 FOR THE ONE WHO FINDS IT.
CALL ME TO SEE IF IT RINGS. (that pan doesn't even have an antenna.)
MAYBE IT'S IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT, 500 FOR THE ONE WHO FINDS IT.
CALL ME TO SEE IF IT RINGS. (it was prepaid.)

Pass me the cell phone, there, there's the cell phone, there, there's the cell phone, there, there, pass it here.
Pass me the cell phone, there, there's the cell phone, there, there's the cell phone, there, there, pass it here.

(Do you know who stole it? the one with the hairy armpits. what a joke... carval koko and coronel and we are the singers of chipuco, play away.