Lyrics and translation Lulu黃路梓茵 - 腿之歌

腿之歌

我的天 我的腿 怎麽老是不明顯
我大腿 我小腿 海天連成一線天
我努力 想減肥 卻又減成Ａ罩杯
連我國小同學都在笑我衰

每天穿 高跟鞋 結果換來蘿蔔腿
我不吃 只喝水 頭殼暈尬林龍say
小朋友 不要學 姊姊就是粗腿妹
人家也想穿短裙和長馬靴

腳踝腳踝你在哪裏
為什麽我找不到你
藏在哪陀肥肉隔壁
想你想你想你好想你（啊 你在哪裏喲）

我有蜜大腿 最流行的大腿
還有一雙找不到腳踝的小腿
我有蜜大腿 我還有LULU腿
肉肉的你捏起來才最有感覺

我有蜜大腿 最流行的大腿
什麽長腿辣妹都沒有比我美
我有蜜大腿 我還有LULU腿
肉肉的你捏起來才最有感覺

每天穿 高跟鞋 結果換來蘿蔔腿
我不吃 只喝水 頭殼暈尬林龍say
小朋友 不要學 姊姊就是粗腿妹
人家也想穿短裙和長馬靴

腳踝腳踝你在哪裏
為什麽我找不到你
藏在哪陀肥肉隔壁
想你想你想你好想你（啊 你在哪裏喲）

我有蜜大腿 最流行的大腿
還有一雙找不到腳踝的小腿
我有蜜大腿 我還有LULU腿
肉肉的你捏起來才最有感覺

あれ‼これは大根じゃないですか？
違う‼これは私のあしだ
ヤバイヨ

我有蜜大腿 最流行的大腿
還有一雙找不到腳踝的小腿
我有蜜大腿 我還有LULU腿
肉肉的你捏起來才最有感覺

我有蜜大腿 最流行的大腿
什麽長腿辣妹都沒有比我美
我有蜜大腿 我還有LULU腿
肉肉的你捏起來才最有感覺

Leg Song

My goodness, my legs. How come they're never visible?
My thighs, my calves, a straight line from heaven to earth.
I try to lose weight, but I end up with an A-cup bra.
Even my elementary school classmates laugh at me.

I wear high heels every day, but all I get are cankles.
I don't eat, I just drink water, and my head spins like a top.
Kids, don't follow my example. I'm a textbook case of "thick-legged girl.".
I want to wear short skirts and knee-high boots too.

Ankles, ankles, where are you?
Why can't I find you?
Hiding in that roll of fat next door?
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you so much. (Oh, where are you?)

I've got thunder thighs, the thighs that are all the rage.
And a pair of calves with ankles that are nowhere to be found.
I've got thunder thighs, and I've got LULU legs.
My squishy thighs feel the best when you squeeze them.

I've got thunder thighs, the thighs that are all the rage.
No long-legged hottie can compare to me.
I've got thunder thighs, and I've got LULU legs.
My squishy thighs feel the best when you squeeze them.

I wear high heels every day, but all I get are cankles.
I don't eat, I just drink water, and my head spins like a top.
Kids, don't follow my example. I'm a textbook case of "thick-legged girl.".
I want to wear short skirts and knee-high boots too.

Ankles, ankles, where are you?
Why can't I find you?
Hiding in that roll of fat next door?
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you so much. (Oh, where are you?)

I've got thunder thighs, the thighs that are all the rage.
And a pair of calves with ankles that are nowhere to be found.
I've got thunder thighs, and I've got LULU legs.
My squishy thighs feel the best when you squeeze them.

Oh my! Isn't that a radish?
No! It's my leg!
This is bad.

I've got thunder thighs, the thighs that are all the rage.
And a pair of calves with ankles that are nowhere to be found.
I've got thunder thighs, and I've got LULU legs.
My squishy thighs feel the best when you squeeze them.

I've got thunder thighs, the thighs that are all the rage.
No long-legged hottie can compare to me.
I've got thunder thighs, and I've got LULU legs.
My squishy thighs feel the best when you squeeze them.