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10 HK Rap Up (Masta Edit)

10 HK Rap Up
唔使心急 又到10 rap up
全香港市民都想知我今年会rap乜
有明星打嚟问我唔rap佢得唔得
你估我答乜 学禁毒我坚决说不
今年娱乐圈大把新闻 唔怕闷亲
都唔明点解个个明星都要闷婚
阿Sa同Ronald有边个估到佢哋已婚
惊吓度爆灯
惊过话我搞大林嘉欣
以后阿Sa搭的士肯定唔使等
要撘的士咩 佢即刻Call的士陈
Angelababy最钟意食蛋糕
估都估到 女神唔通会钟意的士佬
志云大师大战ICAC
凌晨饮coffee, 点知无陈豪服侍
真的假不了 结果不了了之
高调番TVB
墙头草 好自为之
我真心信真爱无界限
唔系李亚男点会拣水平线都望唔到嘅王祖蓝
苏施黄话我要赚两亿
好可惜 佢个talk每场得两个人出席
咁都赚两亿 得两个解释
一系系神迹 一系每张飞值一亿
林峰摆chok样就至叻
加个湿身大背脊
Ladies you get wet yet
如果TVB有最佳cosplay奖
一定系峰峰攞奖 无人敢同佢抢
佢cosplay神探伽俐略个样
观众眼睛最雪亮 你话边忽唔一样
一单盆景猫 全城闹爆唐贝诗
点知 老豆仲无耻 涉嫌迷奸模特儿
Mr 嘅Alan果然言出必行
情欲化身偷嗒人未婚妻嗒得好过瘾
林依丽大口气笑人歌星仔
我想问边个知呢个阿婶系边位
2010香港劲多劲歌
每次听安哥尖尖尖 loop住劲播
系谢金燕嘅哔哔哔教识我
只要老母性感就有很多人call
唔使rap最紧要怪
广告加段rap保证产品大卖
你有无鼻敏感
你钟意食意粉
你有无去健身
唔使审 屎桥系边个谂
如果你想你段广告rap好听
记住我个名 我叫做MASTABRAND
世界杯有八爪鱼保罗估波
香港都有个黄婉曼讲波
佢有波有天气
佢讲波有面俾
但我想问你
你想睇波定睇天气
烈女不怕死但怕会无得嫁
恭喜千FA唔使怕sip 灶隙
以后无人再唱神啊, 救救我
因为失恋王山鸡哥都娶咗个老婆
香港申办亚运 唔少得小明同李家仁
李家仁医生系新一代MC仁
小明上广州 系咪小明参加亚运
比赛抱住个冬瓜猛咁赵 小明系冠军
最低工资系帮工人定帮商人
麦记一个餐都卖紧三十蚊
张宇人肯调整薪金至每小时廿蚊
我即刻捐晒我副身家俾关爱基金
香港拥有最健全司法制度
原来亲戚系法官就可以打差佬
恶有恶报未报系时辰未到
恭喜amina 圣诞老人都救你唔到
潮流兴生仔揾代母
李嘉杰无性繁殖照生3个小宝宝
第日你要对呢3个细路爆粗
记住唔系讲do 你老母
系do 你代母
前亚运女将靳索X富商
无人想知真相但都想知X富商真样
菲律宾特种部队系持别无gut屎
救人资定杀人资 总统仲笑咪咪
总统够可耻 国民影相摆甫士
出事港人 rest in peace
我哋为你讨回公义
华叔用一生为香港人服务
我哋会继续 你坚持嘅民主之路
一张空凳 代表和平声音
一张空凳 有人为自由牺牲
中国人系时候为民主企起身
诺贝尔同我哋与民主同行
人民富予你权力
系为人民作打算
无为人民打算都算
仲要拆人民家园
你话你有权 拆毁菜园村
捍卫家园叫极端
拆毁菜园系咪极权
系边个契弟放火烧南生围
唔使估肯定系班地产吸血鬼
今年有三位人士特别要致敬
许细文 曾敏杰同埋黄福荣
捐肝嘅许生系器官捐赠之星
曾敏杰同黄福荣系义工精英
估唔到社民连都有个甘乃威
政治烈士原来都系咸湿四眼仔
有人话五区公投系浪费公帑
起码人哋为民主唔系大只讲
原来民主党同阿爷倾掂当
所以争取普选诸多籍口推搪
我想知佢系爱港定爱党
佢爱党要卖港
伪民主嘅民主党
蚁民佢唔会帮
为民请命你唔使望
正宗日防夜防 最终家贼难防
最犀利都莫过犀利哥
犀利到连新闻台都有讲过
不过各位潮人唔使善慕咁多
只要香港由Bowtie掌舵
好快成街都系犀利哥
奴才Donald点配做香港领导
大卖起锚广告事实系改变唔到
我决定向消委会投诉
投诉广告内容不实纯粹误导
睇到香港市民鼓噪
今年圣诞特首变身Hip Hop大使
谂住鬼主意会得到后生仔支持
点知又出事 我有个好提议
下年圣诞个时
特首同我rap次D.O.G.
一年嘅准备
一年嘅心机
一年嘅努力制造一只Mixtape
2011 2月19 做好准备
The New Hope Mixtape
马米约定你

10 HK Rap Up (Masta Edit)

10 HK Rap Up
Don't worry, it's time for the 10 Rap Up again
All Hong Kong citizens want to know what I'm going to rap about this year
Some celebrities called me and asked if I could not rap about them
Guess what I said, I firmly said no, just like saying no to drugs
There is a lot of news in the entertainment industry this year, don't worry about being bored
I don't understand why every celebrity wants to get married secretly
Who would have guessed that Ah Sa and Ronald were already married?
It was a bombshell.
It's more shocking than me getting Charlene Choi pregnant
From now on, Ah Sa will definitely not have to wait for a taxi.
Why would she need a taxi? She can just call Deep Ng.
Angelababy loves to eat cake
You can guess that a goddess wouldn't be interested in a taxi driver.
Master Stephen Chan's battle with the ICAC
Drinking coffee in the middle of the night, but there was no Moses Chan to serve him
The truth will out, but in the end, it all came to nothing.
Returning to TVB with a high profile
An opportunist, knows how to look after himself.
I truly believe that love knows no bounds.
Otherwise, why would Leanne Li choose Wong Cho Lam, who is so short that she can't even see the horizon?
Suzie Wong said I have to earn two hundred million
It's a pity that only two people attended each of her talks.
To earn two hundred million like that, there are only two explanations
Either it's a miracle, or each ticket is worth a hundred million.
Raymond Lam is best at posing
Add a wet back
Ladies, are you wet yet?
If TVB had a best cosplay award
Raymond would definitely win it, no one would dare to compete with him
He cosplays Galileo, the detective.
The audience has sharp eyes, can you tell me what's different?
A potted cat caused a citywide uproar about Tong Bei-sze
But then, the old bean became even more shameless, suspected of drugging and raping a model.
Mr.'s Alan really lived up to his words
He became the embodiment of lust, secretly hooking up with someone's fiancee and having a good time
Lam Yi-lei laughed at singers with a big mouth
I want to ask who knows who this aunt is
There were a lot of great songs in Hong Kong in 2010
Every time I listen to Encore, I hear Gigi's sharp, sharp, sharp voice playing on repeat.
It was Jeannie Hsieh's beep beep beep that taught me
As long as a mother is sexy, many people will call her
It doesn't matter if you don't rap, the most important thing is to be weird.
Adding a rap to a commercial guarantees that the product will sell well
Do you have nasal allergies
Do you like to eat pasta
Have you been to the gym
No need to think about it, who else could it be but Shit Bridge
If you want your commercial rap to sound good
Remember my name, I'm called MASTABRAND
At the World Cup, there was Paul the Octopus predicting matches
In Hong Kong, there is also Wong Yuen-man commenting on the matches
She has balls and weather.
She gives face by commenting on the matches.
But I want to ask you,
Do you want to watch the matches or the weather?
A strong woman is not afraid of death, but she is afraid of not being able to get married
Congratulations to Fala Chen, she doesn't have to worry about being single anymore
No one will sing "God, please help me" anymore.
Because the king of heartbreak, Eason Chan, has also gotten married.
Hong Kong is bidding for the Asian Games, and we can't forget about Hacken Lee and Dr. Lee Ka-yan
Dr. Lee Ka-yan is the new generation MC Yan
Hacken went up to Guangzhou, is he going to participate in the Asian Games
Holding a winter melon during the competition, Hacken is the champion.
Is the minimum wage to help workers or businessmen?
A meal at McDonald's costs thirty dollars
Tommy Cheung is willing to adjust the salary to twenty dollars per hour
I will immediately donate all my assets to the Community Chest
Hong Kong has the soundest judicial system
It turns out that if your relative is a judge, you can beat up a police officer.
Good and evil will be rewarded, but if not, it's because the time hasn't come yet.
Congratulations to Amina, even Santa Claus couldn't save you.
Surrogacy is all the rage
Leon Lai reproduced asexually and gave birth to three babies.
If you want to curse at these three kids in the future
Remember, don't say "your mother"
Say "your surrogate mother"
Former Asian Games athlete Jin Suo X rich businessman
No one wants to know the truth, but everyone wants to know what the rich businessman looks like.
The Philippine special forces have no guts
Ransom or murder, the president is still laughing.
The president is shameless, the citizens are posing for pictures
Rest in peace, Hong Kong people who passed away in the incident.
We will seek justice for you.
Uncle Wah spent his life serving the people of Hong Kong.
We will continue the path of democracy that you insisted on.
An empty chair represents the voice of peace.
An empty chair, someone sacrificed for freedom.
It's time for the Chinese people to stand up for democracy
Nobel is with us, walking the road of democracy.
The people give you power
It's to make plans for the people
It's fine if you don't make plans for the people
But you're demolishing people's homes
You say you have the right to demolish Choi Yuen Village.
Defending your home is called extreme
Is demolishing Choi Yuen Village totalitarianism?
Which bastard set fire to Nam Sang Wai?
No need to guess, it must be those real estate vampires.
This year, there are three people who deserve special tribute
Hui Shui-man, Tsang Man-kit, and Wong Fuk-wing
Mr. Hui, who donated his liver, is the star of organ donation.
Tsang Man-kit and Wong Fuk-wing are elite volunteers.
I didn't expect that the League of Social Democrats would have a Nelson Ng.
It turns out that political martyrs can also be perverted four-eyed guys.
Some people say that the five-constituency referendum is a waste of public funds.
At least they are not just talking about democracy.
It turns out that the Democratic Party has made a deal with the CCP.
So they are using all sorts of excuses to delay universal suffrage.
I want to know if they love Hong Kong or the CCP.
They love the CCP and want to sell out Hong Kong.
The pseudo-democratic Democratic Party
They won't help the common people
Don't expect them to speak up for the people.
It's true that it's hard to guard against thieves within your own family.
The most awesome is Brother Sharp
He's so awesome that even the news channels talked about him.
But all you fashionable people don't have to be envious
As long as Hong Kong is led by Bowtie
Soon the streets will be full of Brother Sharps.
How can the slavish Donald be qualified to lead Hong Kong?
The "set sail" commercials are actually not going to change anything.
I've decided to complain to the Consumer Council
Complain that the commercial content is untrue and purely misleading
Seeing the Hong Kong citizens getting agitated
This Christmas, the Chief Executive has become a hip hop ambassador
Thinking that his gimmicks will get the support of young people
But it backfired again, I have a good suggestion
Next Christmas
The Chief Executive should rap D.O.G. with me.
A year of preparation
A year of hard work
A year of effort to create a mixtape
February 19, 2011, be prepared
The New Hope Mixtape
MastaMic will meet you there.