Lyrics and translation Mc Samo feat. Response - Junta Piola

Junta Piola

Desde con-con, con un tema vacilón adjuntón,
Para darle la emoción que merece
Con un vinacho en la mano, mi guacho, borracho estamos
Jugando unos cachos ¿a qué día estamos? Viernes trece,

Con razón, hace sed de vino gato, un maltrato
Pal ingrato hígado que a ratos me pide alcohol
No sé qué pasó, hermano Samo trato de acordarme
Todo era una junta piola hasta que llegó un ron,

Y bueno, pana, para pasar las penas
Me sale un dos pa dos en un vacile en La Serena
Mi pana se llama don tocornal va con Gabriela
Mistral mientras mi dama en llamas se llama Santa Elena,

Perdimos el control, lo pasamos groso
Me puse odioso y fresco, fue una equivocación
Mi razón se había escapado, mi hocico calentado
Y aparecía quemado como horcón,

No, no, no, no sé dónde mierda dejé mi vaso
El karma me jugó mal paso y vomité la vida
En fin, como el de champín, parecía un payaso
No podía ni pronunciar tres erres seguidas,

Dejando mi estela colmeado por la chela
Tomé la ruta norte pa encontrar una doncella
Todo estuvo difuso, incluso como un ruso
Stolich, smirnoff y eristoff desde la botella,

Absolutamente con absenta me curo
Te juro que en mi época dorada tomaba más
Mi fuerza de voluntad es frágil como el cristal
Mis padres dicen que me bautizaron con bauzá,

Y eso po hemano (bacán)
No, si fue una junta re piola weón (la clásica)
Y vo, ¿qué contai bro? (puta, piola igual, pero me di cuenta que...)

Soy alcohólico, no anónimo, muy alumbrado, pero
Un borracho, chistoso, motivado, bien sincero
Mi escuela es beber pa remojar el güero, güero
Fui a comprar vodka, vo cagaste me dijeron,

No hay! Ayayai
Y yo que quería sentirme en cielo bebiendo sky
¿Cuánto cuesta el gin? con tal de tirar freestyle
Que quiero zacear mi sed toda esta fucking night,

Es que en realidad si bebo el agua me hace mal
Por eso acá traje mi petaca personal
Con escudo y una corona de cristal
Me siento como si fuera la época medieval,

Mal que mal I'm drinking un whisky
De sixteen years u otro elixir con alcohol
Si hay sol me tomo tres serpientes, voy caliente
Como agua ardiente de un volcán en descontrol,

Tomamos más tragos que los de wild on
White wine bro? yes why not
Yo no quiero hielo pásame un jarrón con iceberg
Later with my german people prost con jagermeister,

Ostia coñac pisco ron no estafa
Ronroneo como un gato y muestro las garrafas
Se comenta que se toma absenta friend
Hasta que llegan los argentos y piden fernet,

Nasdrovia, compai, santé, skol, chin chin
Salute, scuol, tervisex, kippis
Salud para los que están allá y los que están aquí
Around the world, con la real people se hace cheers.

Cool Party

From con-con, with a fun and catchy song,
To give you the excitement it deserves
With a glass of wine in hand, my boy, we're drunk
Playing some rounds, what day is it? Friday the thirteenth,

With good reason, the wine makes me thirsty, a bad treatment
For the ungrateful liver that sometimes asks for alcohol
I don't know what happened, brother Samo I try to remember
Everything was a cool party until a rum came along,

Well, buddy, to overcome the sorrows
A two-on-two pops up in a party in La Serena
My buddy's name is Don Tocornal, he's with Gabriela
Mistral, while my lady in flames is called Santa Elena,

We lost control, we had a great time
I got obnoxious and fresh, it was a mistake
My reason had escaped, my snout was heated
And I appeared burned like a stake,

No, no, no, I don't know where the hell I left my glass
Karma played me a bad trick and I vomited my life
Anyway, like a clown, I looked like a clown
I couldn't even pronounce three Rs in a row,

Leaving my trail covered in beer
I took the northern route to find a maiden
Everything was blurry, even like a Russian
Stolich, Smirnoff and Eristoff from the bottle,

Absolutely with absinthe I cure myself
I swear in my golden age I drank more
My willpower is as fragile as glass
My parents say they baptized me with bauzá,

And that's it, brother (cool)
No, it was a really cool party, dude (the classic)
And you, what's the story, bro? (damn, cool too, but I realized that...)

I'm an alcoholic, not anonymous, very enlightened, but
A drunkard, funny, motivated, sincere
My school is to drink to soak the güero, güero
I went to buy vodka, you're shit, they told me,

There is no! Ayayai
And I wanted to feel like I was in heaven drinking sky
How much is the gin? just to throw some freestyle
I want to quench my thirst all this fucking night,

It's that if I drink water it makes me sick
That's why I brought my personal flask here
With a shield and a crystal crown
I feel like it's the medieval era,

Badly I'm drinking a whiskey
Of sixteen years or another elixir with alcohol
If there's sun I'll take three snakes, I'm hot
Like a burning water from a volcano out of control,

We drink more shots than those in wild on
White wine bro? yes why not
I don't want ice, give me a vase with an iceberg
Later with my German people prost with Jägermeister,

Ostia cognac pisco rum no scam
I purr like a cat and show the bottles
They say absinthe is drunk, friend
Until the Argentines arrive and ask for fernet,

Nasdrovia, compai, santé, skol, chin chin
Salute, scuol, tervisex, kippis
Health to those who are there and those who are here
Around the world, with the real people it's cheers.