Lyrics and translation Mike Posner - UberX Driver

UberX Driver

UberX Driver
He sits in front of me and swallows his saliva
He fumbles in the cup holder for his chapstick
He puts his chapstick on his lips
He opens up his phone
He picks up his coconut water, unscrews the top and drinks it
He screws the top on, puts it down
He swallows his saliva again
He opens up his phone
He picks up his coconut water, unscrews the top and drinks it
Screws the top on, puts it down
He swallows his saliva again
He is doing many many things in hopes
that he will stumble upon the magic combination
A certain ordering of chapstick, coconut water,
saliva and saliva swallowing
That will crack the code of his unhappiness and make him feel better
Meanwhile, I sit in meditation behind him
Waiting for him to finish

Chauffeur UberX

Chauffeur UberX
Il s'assoit devant moi et avale sa salive
Il cherche dans le porte-gobelet son baume à lèvres
Il met son baume à lèvres sur ses lèvres
Il ouvre son téléphone
Il prend son eau de coco, dévisse le bouchon et la boit
Il revisse le bouchon, le pose
Il avale sa salive à nouveau
Il ouvre son téléphone
Il prend son eau de coco, dévisse le bouchon et la boit
Revise le bouchon, le pose
Il avale sa salive à nouveau
Il fait beaucoup de choses dans l'espoir
qu'il trouvera la combinaison magique
Un certain ordre de baume à lèvres, d'eau de coco,
de salive et d'avaler sa salive
Qui déchiffrera le code de son malheur et le fera se sentir mieux
Pendant ce temps, je suis assis en méditation derrière lui
En attendant qu'il finisse