Lyrics I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On the Radio - Monty Python

I bet they won't play this song on the radio.
I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song.
It's not that it's (bleep) or (bleep) controversial,
Just that the (bleep)ing words are awfully strong.
You can't say (bleep) on the radio,
Or (bleep) or (bleep) or (bleep).
You can't even say I'd like to (bleep) you some day
Unless you're a doctor with a very large (bleep).
So, I bet you they won't play this song on the radio.
I bet you they daren't (bleep)ing well programme it.
I bet you their (bleep)ing old programme directors
Will think it's a load of horse (bleep).