Lyrics and translation Moussu T E Lei Jovents - Lo gabian

Lo gabian

Si j'étais le gros gabian du bout du quai
Je voyagerais partout gratuitement
Un bon coup d'aile, y a qu'à faire tirer
Pour traverser les mers et les océans

Si j'étais le gros gabian du bout du quai
Je m'en irais visiter les continents

Survoler les villages et puis les cités
J'irais caguer sur la tête des méchants

S'eri Lo gabian, s'eri Lo gabian
S'eri Lo gabian m'en anariáu
S'eri Lo gabian, s'eri Lo gabian
Sus la testa dei mechants, cagariáu

Si j'étais le gros gabian du bout du quai
Je sortirais dans mon costard gris et blanc
Aller draguer les mouettes aux yeux maquillés
J'aurais déjà fait trente ou quarante enfants

Si j'étais le gros gabian du bout du quai
Je les quitterais au premier coup de vent

Pour me consoler de toujours divorcer
J'irais caguer sur la tête des méchants

S'eri Lo gabian, s'eri Lo gabian
S'eri Lo gabian m'en anariàu
S'eri Lo gabian, s'eri Lo gabian
Sus la testa dei mechants, cagariàu

Si j'étais le gros gabian du bout du quai
Dans le ciel bleu je ferais mon tour de chant
Je gonflerais tous les voisins du quartier
Je m'en battrais les couilles totalement

Si j'étais le gros gabian du bout du quai
Je me ferais des cures de poissons volants

Après la sieste j'aurais bien digéré
J'irais caguer sur la tête des méchants

S'eri Lo gabian, s'eri Lo gabian
S'eri Lo gabian m'en anariàu
S'eri Lo gabian, s'eri Lo gabian
Sus la testa des mechants, cagariàu

Si j'étais le gros gabian du bout du quai
Je plierais voile un beau jour tranquillement
Ne laissant que des plumes à mes héritiers
Et 200 grammes de tous petits os blancs

Si j'étais le gros gabian du bout du quai
Je m'en irais au paradis des gabians

Et s'il n'y a plus de méchant sur qui caguer
Je caguerais dans la marmite à Satan

S'eri Lo gabian, s'eri Lo gabian
S'eri Lo gabian m'en anariàu
S'eri Lo gabian, s'eri Lo gabian
Sus la testa des mechants, cagariàu

The Seagull

If I was the big seagull at the end of the pier
I would travel everywhere for free
A good beat of the wing, and then just glide
To cross the seas and oceans

If I was the big seagull at the end of the pier
I would go visit the continents

Fly over villages and then cities
I would go poop on the heads of the wicked

If I was the seagull, if I was the seagull
If I was the seagull, I would go away
If I was the seagull, if I was the seagull
On the head of the wicked, I would poop

If I was the big seagull at the end of the pier
I would go out in my gray and white suit
To go chase after the seagulls with made-up eyes
I would have already made thirty or forty children

If I was the big seagull at the end of the pier
I would leave them at the first sign of wind

To console myself for always getting divorced
I would go poop on the heads of the wicked

If I was the seagull, if I was the seagull
If I was the seagull, I would go away
If I was the seagull, if I was the seagull
On the head of the wicked, I would poop

If I was the big seagull at the end of the pier
In the blue sky I would do my singing tour
I would tire out all the neighbors in the neighborhood
I wouldn't give two hoots about it at all

If I was the big seagull at the end of the pier
I would take cures of flying fish

After my nap, I would have digested well
I would go poop on the heads of the wicked

If I was the seagull, if I was the seagull
If I was the seagull, I would go away
If I was the seagull, if I was the seagull
On the head of the wicked, I would poop

If I was the big seagull at the end of the pier
I would fold up my sails one beautiful day, peacefully
Leaving only feathers to my heirs
And 200 grams of very small white bones

If I was the big seagull at the end of the pier
I would go to the seagull paradise

And if there are no more wicked people to poop on
I would poop in Satan's cauldron

If I was the seagull, if I was the seagull
If I was the seagull, I would go away
If I was the seagull, if I was the seagull
On the head of the wicked, I would poop