Lyrics and translation 黃明志 - 麻坡的華語-十週年紀念版

麻坡的華語-十週年紀念版

黄明志
麻坡的华语十周年纪念版2017

麻坡的华语十周年 听清楚
我真的不是干炮鸡
现在我一样要你 掂掂坐下来
听我Rap完这首歌曲

2007年 YouTube才刚刚被人发明
林北懒趴痒写了一首歌想要Send给朋友听
随便Register一个YouTube Account Upload上去
结果妈的不小心从Melaka红到JB

麻坡的华语黄明志的成名曲
就连新加坡的Uncle都来Rap给林北听
外地人来到麻坡 都要看阿瓜踢Penalty
还问Wetex对面一倏小路 要怎样去

从此以后我的生活就像YB
每天都有人Email我龙沟塞的代志
还叫我写歌干人 要争取奖学金
歹势啦 阿弟 我只有两颗卵葩籽

都讲料不是Hip-Hop Kaki
我还会飙高音 把作品带到世界各地
偶尔进去吃咖哩 虽然离乡背井
我还有我的口音 大声说出来
这就是麻坡的华语

麻坡的华语 我感觉西北满意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜欢扮正经 我觉得我很煞气
因为我嘴巴讲的就是麻坡人的华语

麻坡的华语 我感觉西北满意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜欢扮正经 我觉得我很煞气
因为我嘴巴讲的就是麻坡人的华语

十年过去麻坡 依然西北够力
Mangkala一样抱来抱去 做懒叫事情
还多了Nepal Myanmar 越南婆一堆小龙女
害到Aunty 跑去打Botox 奶奶越弄越大粒
外地的朋友要来玩 都欢迎光临
走完贪吃街拜善财爷 买乌打十支
要不然Tanjung打太极 喂老猴吃烧米
要爬楼梯也可以 我只是怕你无籽

大马路到六马路 已经被焕然一新
值得纪念的东西 被改来改去
还找了一大堆红毛来晒太阳画墙壁
要把它变成观光胜地 根本在骗小弟弟

麻坡就是麻坡 做自己就是自己
这个老地方的魅力 就是它的纯情
不要东施效颦 西北Geli 啊soli!
听清楚 我就是在讲你

麻坡的华语 我感觉西北满意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜欢扮正经 我觉得我很煞气
因为我嘴巴讲的就是麻坡人的华语

麻坡的华语 我感觉西北满意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜欢扮正经 我觉得我很煞气
因为我嘴巴讲的就是麻坡人的华语

政治人物爱做戏 (都爱来这里)
讲好听兵家必争之地(却苦了人民)
还好有吾王万岁自掏腰包(争一口气)
马路上都是他的照片(就好像大明星)

海南Kopi醅Roti三大民族Mangkali
发展社区不遗力赚钱来办教育
但年轻人毕业了 都通通跑去外地
读书的 做工的 还有的直接嫁过去

去新加坡赚钱Triple 人家把你当外劳
到KL讲广东话 还有洨洨被人笑
能留在麻坡的老爸 都西北有料
我无濠洨她们驾Myvi 讲比较低调

无论你去到哪里 拿PR还是移民
要记得你的老家这片栽培你的土地
Mee Siput 抄虾面 Mee Bandung和亚参鱼
还有不要忘记 84000

麻坡的华语 我感觉西北满意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜欢扮正经 我觉得我很煞气
因为我嘴巴讲的就是麻坡人的华语

麻坡的华语 我感觉西北满意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜欢扮正经 我觉得我很煞气
因为我嘴巴讲的就是麻坡人的华语

麻坡的华语 我感觉西北满意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜欢扮正经 我觉得我很煞气
因为我嘴巴讲的就是麻坡人的华语

麻坡的华语 我感觉西北满意
你不爽 我乎你看我中指一支
我不喜欢扮正经 我觉得我很煞气
因为我嘴巴讲的就是麻坡人的华语

Muar Mandarin - 10th Anniversary Edition

Namewee
Muar Mandarin 10th Anniversary Edition 2017

Muar Mandarin, 10th anniversary, listen up
I'm really not a gigolo, you know
Now, I still want you to sit tight and listen
As I rap this song to the end

Back in 2007, YouTube was just invented
I was bored and wrote a song to send to my friends
Just registered a YouTube account and uploaded it
Damn, it accidentally went viral from Melaka to JB

Muar Mandarin, Namewee's claim to fame
Even uncles from Singapore started rapping to me
Outsiders come to Muar to watch the fool kick a penalty
And ask how to get to the small alley across from Wetex

Since then, my life has been like a YB's
Every day, people email me about clogged drains
And ask me to write songs and fight for scholarships
Sorry, bro, I only have two balls

I'm not just a hip-hop guy, you see
I can also hit high notes and take my music worldwide
Sometimes I end up in jail, far away from home
But I still have my accent, I'll shout it out loud
This is Muar Mandarin

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you don't like it, I'll show you my middle finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm pretty badass
Because what I speak is the language of Muar people

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you don't like it, I'll show you my middle finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm pretty badass
Because what I speak is the language of Muar people

Ten years have passed, Muar is still damn awesome
Mangkalas are still hugging and doing silly things
Now we have more Nepalese, Myanmar, Vietnamese, a bunch of小龙女
Making aunties go for Botox, their boobs getting bigger and bigger
Friends from out of town are welcome to visit
Walk down Glutton Street, pray to the God of Wealth, buy ten sticks of Otak-otak
Or go to Tanjung to do Tai Chi, feed the old monkeys with burnt rice
You can climb the stairs too, I just hope you have the stamina

Jalan Maharani to Jalan Sisi has been completely renovated
Things worth remembering have been changed and changed again
They even brought in a bunch of white people to sunbathe and paint walls
Trying to turn it into a tourist attraction, they're just fooling themselves

Muar is Muar, just be yourself
The charm of this old place is its innocence
Don't try to be something you're not, it's damn geli, seriously!
Listen up, I'm talking about you

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you don't like it, I'll show you my middle finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm pretty badass
Because what I speak is the language of Muar people

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you don't like it, I'll show you my middle finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm pretty badass
Because what I speak is the language of Muar people

Politicians love to put on a show (they all love coming here)
They call it a strategic location (but the people suffer)
Luckily, our King is generous with his own money (fighting for pride)
His photos are all over the streets (like a big star)

Hainan kopi, toast, three races, mangkali
Developing the community, working hard to earn money for education
But young people graduate and all go elsewhere
To study, to work, some even get married there

Go to Singapore, earn triple the money, but they treat you like a foreign worker
Go to KL, speak Cantonese, and still get laughed at
The dads who stay in Muar are damn capable
No kidding, their daughters drive Myvis and keep a low profile

No matter where you go, get PR or immigrate
Remember your hometown, this land that nurtured you
Mee siput, char kway teow, mee bandung, and asam fish
And don't forget, 84000

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you don't like it, I'll show you my middle finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm pretty badass
Because what I speak is the language of Muar people

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you don't like it, I'll show you my middle finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm pretty badass
Because what I speak is the language of Muar people

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you don't like it, I'll show you my middle finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm pretty badass
Because what I speak is the language of Muar people

Muar Mandarin, I'm damn proud of it
If you don't like it, I'll show you my middle finger
I don't like acting proper, I think I'm pretty badass
Because what I speak is the language of Muar people